SMASH! I jolt awake from my sleep to see the grey man in my kitchen.
"What are you doing?" I asked him as I looked at the smashed mug on the floor
"I wanted to see what food you had in this place but clearly nothing eatable."
"Dude please tell me you did just try and eat my mug."
His silence indicated that he did indeed try that. I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose.
"Look how about this I make you and your friends breakfast and we will have a little chat, my father and uncles probably won't be awake until this afternoon."
The grey man nodded and left the room as I started making pancakes as all the grey man returned, the talking raccoon, the walking tree and the green lady came into the room.
"So you said you wanted to talk." Said the green lady
"I do..." I said before I was cut off by a knock at the door.
"Hold that through." I said I went to answer the door but then a gun was shoved in my face. Before the man could pull the trigger on the gun, I grabbed the gun out of my hoodie and shoot him in the head covering my face in his blood.
"Why can't I just have one day were people don't try and kill me and chase me." I said with a sigh
Oh if your wondering yes I do were my hoodie almost twenty four seven with my two guns in it.
I throw the man's dead body over the side of the railing as I watched it fall to the concert floor, SLASPH! So much blood and his body's bones was smashed into a million piece. So much RED. I lock my door and go back inside the apartment.
"Who was that at the door?" asked the green lady
"Dead now, anyway you guys can eat pancakes and fill me in on why the fuck aliens had to sleep at my apartment last night."
"But before you guys start I should tell you I would like names because I can't keep calling you guys green lady or walking tree.
"I am Groot."
"Okay so the trees name is Groot, moving on." I said before the raccoon said
"No the tree called you an asshat but yeah groot is his name."
"I am groot." The tree said again
"He also said he hates hats." Rocket translated for us.
"Thank groot I already know I am asshat ." I said rolling my eyes
"My name is Rocket and not raccoon thank you very much."
"Nice, what about you too?" I asked
"I am drakes."
"Wait are we just going to ignore the fact he just killed somebody?" asked the green lady
"Would you like me to introduce myself, would that make you feel better?"
"Very much." Said the lady with a lot of sass
"My Original name is Mysclaw 'Gemini' Stilinski but I no longer uses that name. My legal name is Mischief 'Scarlett' Wilson. My alias is known as Red and I am a mercenary." I told her and the rest of her gang.
"So you kill people for money."
"Only the people I don't like sweetheart." I said in a flirting people
"Why are the people of quills home planet so ugly." Said drakes
"Said the person who looks like gratified Cerement." I retorted
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