"Do you believe in life after love?"
"No, and I hate Celine Dion."
"Um... Cher, Kat, Cher. But anyway, are you even Canadian? Dion is a legend."
"Yes, I am. I have a Heath card to prove it."
"So you don't believe in love or Celine Dion."
"That's right."
"Wow."
"..."
"I like Celine Dion."
"So, my mom liked you."
"Yeah?"
"She thought you seemed like a solid guy, for some reason. I didn't tell her about your reputation with the ladies."
"Did you just say, with the ladies?"
"I thought about calling you a ladies man."
"Good heavens, next thing you'll be calling me a rakish scoundrel."
"I don't nickname people after yard utensils."
"So you don't like Cher, either?
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Okay, really:
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Comment if you do, dudes.
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Balconial Conversations
Short Storybal-co-nee-al ; of or referring to a balcony \\ in which a cynical girl and a disastrously (self-characterized) aromantic psychology student have daily discussions between neighbouring balconies \\ #1 in short story june & july 2k15 \\ book 1
