028: g r o u p c h a t

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Nate renamed the group
"Plan B... possibly C"

Nate removed Ian from the group

Nate
So what is this plan B?

Paul
I'm still stuck on her saying no
Why would she do that

Daniel
details. now.

Joseph
I was slightly tipsy, I asked her over text,
she said no because I'd been drinking.
But now I've ruined the spontaneous
approach so I have to make it special

Nate
So we're talking grand gestures then

Paul
You could hold a boombox up on her lawn

Daniel
She lives in an apartment.
Climb the fire escape and
pull a Pretty Woman on her

Nate
Write her a song and serenade her

Daniel
Do the Love Actually thing with the
cue cards
Reenact Love Actually

Paul
she would love that actually

Nate
I hate you.
Serenade her with the 10 Things I
Hate About You thing

Joseph
While those are brilliant ideas
I'm not stealing something from a
movie

Daniel
What about a play?

Joseph
No.

Daniel
That's good because I was thinking
the double suicide from Romeo
and Juliet might be taking it a
little far

Joseph
Not that I don't appreciate the advice
but I don't so I'm going to leave now.

Joseph left the group

Nate
Damn

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