Text Me Back

034: p r i v a t e

Joseph ❤️👑

Morning xox
You up yet?

I had a 3am shoot Thea
It's also midday...

Mmm well some of us finished filming at
1 am last night
Ugh E!News did another article on us

Spare me the pain of reading it. What does
it say?

Basically that we're banging

I mean they're not wrong love

JosePH NO
Jesus Christ people think we're engaged

I spent nearly a year trying to ask you out how
fast do they think I move

Gotta seal the deal real quick, Jo
Are you on set?

Heading back now, why?

I need you to slap Paul silly for me
Or warn him that i'm a coming for him

What did he do now?

He tagged me in a bunch of questionable
Klaus x Charlotte posts on Twitter and now
fans won't stop tagging me in smut
Sweet Jesus my virgin ass can't handle this

I can't speak for your ass but you are not
a virgin, Thea bean

Fuck.
How do I block all posts containing your
name and the word member
I feel like that's going to take out at least
96% of these

Do I even want to know?

For the love of god. You do not.