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Old Lady Knitting Circle

I have over 100 messages from you guys
Please calm down

Nina Macarena
I WILL NOT
JOSEPH GOT YOU FLOWERS

Coc-Accola
Nate keeps looking at me like he knows
everything and saying something about
plan B and all I can think about is the
contraceptive...................

if you all calm down I'll tell you what
happened

Claire-bear
im calm
I am so calm
How dare you accuse me of not being calm
I'm calm

You're not but im dying to tell someone so
i'm going to anyway
Okay so Joseph invited me over last night
just to like watch movies and hang out
BUT THEN I get there, practically in pj's
mind you, and this bOY. THIS BOY set up
a whole evening and cooked me dinner
and got me floweRS and it was so cute

Claire-bear
I AM NOT CALM
YOU GUYS WENT ON A DATE
IM CRYING THAT IS A DATE

Nina Macarena
I NEED PHOTO EVIDENCE OF EVERYTHING
FROM THE TEXT CONVERSATION
ONWARDS

Coc-accola
MORE
DETAILS
THANKS

Guysysysysysysysysysysysysys
I forgot the most important part
Not like forgot but I havent gotten to it yet
He asKED ME ON ANOTHER DATE
IM SO

Nina Macarena
I AM DECEASED

Claire-Bear
IT HAPPENED
CYNSEPH HAPPENED
IVE WORKED SO HARD BUT IT IS HERE
ITS REAL

FUCK OKAY HES CALLING ME

Coc-Accola
CONFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE
HAVE HIS BABIES
GET MARRIED ALREADY THANKS

Kat Graham Cracker
Okay let's slow it down a little bit kids

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