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Old Lady Knitting Circle

Nina Beans
I feel like a Cynseph chat let's go

Graham Crackers
Ooh yah I could use an update

Claire Bear
Ditto

Candy Cane
Do people still say ditto?

They do not. Sorry Claire 😂
I just walked into that didn't I

Nina Beans
You have to tell us now!!!

You already know stuff tho
We had dinner with my mom.
She liked him. Ian did not like that Joseph
managed to avoid all the 'big' questions.
Mom wants him to meet Dad now too and
Grandma pribably but that's all distant
future since I wont even see them until
Christmas so

Graham Crackers
Hang on define big questions

Any of the five M's.
Marriage, money, moving in, maternity or
the ol mutton musket

Claire Bear
I'm pretty sure I know but wtf is a
mutton musket?

The wing wangadoodle.

Nina Beans
Wtf is wrong with you?
Please tell me you're using these names in the
bedroom 😂

Gotta keep it PG 😉

Candy Land
Talk PG to me baby 🎺

...Some scenes may be innapropriate
for young children 😏😏

Nina Beans
I'm going to cut you off before you get
PG 13+ thanks

Claire Bear
Can we please get back on topic?
I want the goss. Daniel keeps giggling
to himself like he knows something I
dont and I guarantee it's Cynseph
related

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Graham Cracker
We lead sad lives whenever you're away

Okay wait, does anyone want to come over
rn and watch Mean Girls with me??

Nina Beans
Yes now shut up and tell us what happened

If you must know

Claire Bear
We must.

I said the L word.

Candy Land
OH ME OH MY
THIS IS A SURPRISE
FUCK IT SCREW CHILDREN
OH MY FUCKING GOD

Nina Beans
I hope you were serious about Mean Girls
and chill bc I'm legit getting in the car and
you are going to tell me eveRY DETAIL

Claire Bear
IM COMING TOO
IM FREAKING OUT
WHEN WHERE AND HOW

About a week and a half ago. Over text by
accident (don't razz me it was fine) and
he said it back and made me come over
just so he could hear me say it...

Graham Cracker
I am in tears
Where do I get a Joseph?
Who's the villian this season? I should
sex him up
Wait no that would be Paul and that's gross
Paul is gross
Petition to start an Anti-Paul club

I AM PRESIDENT NO FIGHTING ME ON
THIS

Nina Beans
Then I'm vice president

Candy Land
I call treasurer!!

Claire Bear
Why do we need a treasurer

Candy Land
For the bake sale duh?

Can we ice Anti-Paul slogans on every
Cupcake? Ideas:
Wesley more like Weasel
A-Paul-ling (appalling)
Stefan Sartorius sucks
You think I'm kidding but I'm already
preheating the oven

Nina Beans
I'll help you ice them

Claire Bear
I can make fondant roses. We're not in the business of making ugly hate cakes

Graham Cracker
As founder who is already in her pj's, I wil
brainstorm mean things to say about Paul
and possibly make a flyer if I'm not too lazy

What did I just start

Nina Beans
The Ste(not a)fan Club? Geez keep up Cynth.

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