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You created a group
You added Ian, Paul, Nina, Daniel
and Joseph

Ugh I hate this already

Joseph
I know, me too

Paul
Why is this such an ominous group

Daniel
Skipping dinner is punishable by death
or two hours in the jail group chat

Ian
^ shut up please

Okay I know this totally sucks telling you
stuff by text but you all (obv not Ian and Jo)
and I don't want to risk someone else telling
you first so

Nina
Is everything okay babe?

Paul
Cynth, I swear to God if you're dying I will
die with you, I'm making that suicide pact
I don't even care

Ian
Paul. I can and will kick you out of the group

Joseph
Cynthia and I have some news to share

I'm not dying geez
No umm I'm just a tad...

Well I'm pregnantI know it's unexpected and neither me orJoseph were really prepared for it but we'vetalked it over a lot and this is something we'reready for and we really want so I hope youcan all be excited as I am

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Well I'm pregnant
I know it's unexpected and neither me or
Joseph were really prepared for it but we've
talked it over a lot and this is something we're
ready for and we really want so I hope you
can all be excited as I am...

Nina
YOU'RE PREGNANT

Paul
There's going to be a little baby CynsEPH??

Joseph
There will in fact be

Daniel
How do I even process this
Okay hang on I need to stop screaming
I'm so happy for you two!!

Paul
Cynthia you're already friend mom you're
going to be an amazing real mom
My baby sister is going to be a parent,
I don't even know what to say

Love you too Pauly ❤️

Nina
Okay okay okay I am caLM
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BABE
JOSEPH YOURE GOING TO BE THE BEST
DAD YOURE BOTH GOING TO ACE AS
PARENTS
I LOVE YOU BOTH
I LOVE THIS BABY
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
BUT I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS
1. Will you move in together
2. Will you get married
3. Who's last name is the baby going to take
Also going to ask which house you're
going to move into together if yes

Ian's first three questions as well haha
Okay so umm we will move in together
soon and it'll be my apartment because
I have a spare bedroom to turn into a
nursery

Joseph
Not answering the marriage question. You're
just going to have to find out

The last name is still in the balance I guess
We're not sure yet, it depends

Daniel
I hope you realise that I'm already filling bags
with my children's old baby stuff to give
you two
I have so much
Yet so few babies anymore
No babies in fact

Paul
How far along are you, Cynth?
Also why is Ian so calm?

I just finished my 1st trimester 😊
Ian's known for nearly a month now so

Nina
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Youve been pregnant for like 3 months and
I didn't notice anything???

I mean... yes
It's not really all that noticeable

Ian
She throws up a lot but it's not like you're
following her to the toilet all day

Nina
You don't know my life Ian

Joseph
Alright who said throw up.
Ian you idiot
You jinxed her

Paul
Poor bub

Daniel
I told Rachel and she's already assembling
care packages for you guys

Nina
Why is Daniel's wife already doing cute
stuff for the baby? I wanna be the extra
one!!!

Ian
You're all losing, I already bought a onsie...

Paul
Can you get tvd onesies???? I want

Nina
Oh my god yes

Daniel
You can in fact
Source: had one (past tense, babies are gross)

Joseph
Please don't buy my future child anything
With Paul's face on it

Paul
But

No.

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