extEnDeD SQuAd (sO mAnY)
Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
I have a house.
Did you know that?iAN sOMeRhaLDeR
I love you lil sis but shut uppAuL WEsLeY
I think I actually have a back injury from
hauling all your stuff aroundnINa DobREv
Paul I literally did more than youcanDiCE acCOlA
Lighting candles and arranging a nursery no
one asked for is not helping NinapHoeBLeS TOnkIn
To be fair they were nice candles
And Paul was worse sorry not sorrypAuL WEsLeY
My owN GIRLFRIEND
HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THISjosEPh mORgaN
You kept throwing my stuff in the bin?kaT gRaHAm
You told everyone you were going to pick
up the pizza and just took yourself out for
lunch?cLaIRe hOlT
You spent twenty minutes pointing at random
objects and nodding thoughtfully before
complimenting the paint choice?You put a poster of yourself in thrEE different
rooms? I WANTED TO PEE IN PEACE BUT
NO YOU HAD TO PUT YOUR UGLY HEAD
THERE TO STARE ME DOWNpAuL WEsLeY
Im feeling very attacked right now
I just wanted to make some nice small talk
about casa de cynseph and ya'll are out here
exposing meI hate you.
Oh yeAH I HAD A POINT
You are all invited to 'Casa De Cynseph' for
dinner on Saturday night
Please don't all skip like last timeiAN sOMeRhaLDeR
Eew gross are you pregnant againjosEPh mORgaN
A second bump had begun to form
It is of great concern to usI just want to throw a house warming party
Why do you all make everything so difficult?
Just come. Its free food ffsnINa DobREv
Can I bring more baby stuff?
I can't stop buying things
I need serious helpdaNiEl GiLliES
^ I also have this question
Charlotte and Theo have so many things
They do not need nice things
They have me
Your child will only have me in a much
smaller quanitity
I must fill that void with material goodsjosEPh mORgaN
You know I'm the father right?daNiEl GiLliES
Did you hear something?iAN sOMeRhaLDeR
Daniel you're getting creepy please stopcLaIRe hOlT
^^ truee
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