Emperor's Pampered Cannon fodder

Only you can't

Bliss!

What G.Li was experiencing now was pure bliss!!!

Surrounded with cute boys,she was having one hell of a time. Some giving her shoulder massage, Some entertaining her dancing and some...hehe..

But suddenly a jerk came and her harem began to shake fiercely, and then flood!!!all her cute boys started to wash away with the flood...

"No! Don't leave me my loves. I still haven't have fun with you all... No!"

"Gongsun Li, Gongsun Li! Wake up! The emperor ordered to see you."

When she opened her eyes, she was all wet. Glaring at the lowly maid that dared to splash her face with water, she sat up on her wet bed.

"What? You weren't waking up in any other way"

Glare!

"Now get ready. His majesty wants you to join the sword practice"

Again!
"Tell his highness that I am sick"

"Don't you want to see Zhen practising sword?"

"Of course, I don't. It's hella boring"

Wait a second! How come this maid's voice suddenly turned so.... masculine...

OH MY GOD!!!!!

G.Li slowly turned her head to the source of the voice.....

And Ladies and Gentleman, there stood our mighty emperor with a sinister cold smile on his lips!!!

Lightening, strike me! Now!
..............................

Now G.Li was standing at the arena with a devastated expression on her face... She didn't even get the chance to change her wet clothes...

Sob sob', your highness, why are you so cruel?

When she was busy cursing her miserable life, a tall handsome figure appeared in the scene...

G.Li's eyes became sparkly as she took in the general's appearance with greedy eyes...

Beauty, you are mine!!!

Song Jian walked to the emperor totally oblivious to her existence and bowed before him..

"Your highness, allow zanxia (this subordinate) to join you in practice"

Zhu Zhen's eyes turned warm as he smiled at him

Adorable author: You idiot! Don't forget he is your love rival....

Zhu Zhen: Fierce glare!

Adorable author backs away cowardly:
I was just warning you, hehe. Don't get upset.

...........

G.Li felt like her every living cell would burst out in excitement... Why wouldn't they?

There were two handsome hunks with their swords crossed before her eyes....

Zhu Zhen and Song Jian were having a mock battle!

Clang! Clang! Clang!

The sound of sword clashing echoed all around the arena...

Gongsun Li was bewitched with these two warriors...
They both were so.... attractive!!!!

However, her eyes remained more upon Song Jian.

Why? You may ask...

She had seen the emperor practising sword hundred of times. So, now she decided to enjoy the new beauty...

Unfortunately for her, someone didn't like it at all...

Watching her bewitched expression when she looked at the General, Zhu Zhen didn't know why his blood fumed with rage...

He couldn't see anything but red! bloody red!!!! and his target, which was of course, our poor Song Jian.

Poor, poor Song Jian! He couldn't adapt with the sudden aggressive attacks of the emperor.

It was just a mock battle... Why does his majesty seem like he was fighting with his greatest enemy?

Kachaaaa! Zhu Zhen's sword scratched Song Jian's left arm, and the next his sleeve turned bloody red...

Zhu Zhen was astonished with his sudden temperament. He never had anger issues. Moreover, he was known for his calm demeanor even when he faced his sworn enemy....

Guilt flashed in his eyes and he was actually, actually going to apologize to Song Jian....

If not.....
Only if not a petite figure yelped suddenly and ran to the general with worry on her face....

Song Jian, you are really an unlucky dog, sigh'

After a while....

So embarassing!

G.Li was now riding on the emperor's
shoulder lying upside down..

Why? You may ask.

She freaking doesn't know! She was just trying to tend the general's wound and the next ended up over the moron emperor's shoulder.

Flap arms like a freaking hen - checked
Kick legs - checked

She tried all the things she could do to get down but...

Slaaaaaap!

A slap landed on her butt and now she obediently lay on his shoulder...

I am just a sack of potato, don't mind me please!

After he dropped her on the bed, she glared at him fiercely.

No, no, noo G.Li, you are getting daring day by day...

But she was fuming and couldn't stop the next words rolling off her tongue..

"What! People can't touch your General now?"

After eying her with calm eyes for some time, the king turned at the door.

However, his next words struck her like a lightening....

"No. Only you can't."