Tom Nook x Reader - AC:NH Fanfiction

Resident Conflict

Evil Y/n's Pov:

I skipped around the forest until I was met with the plaza.

Animals were walking around, exercising, dusting, or singing.

Once I got into eyesight of the plaza, a yellow octopus came up to me.

"Y/n! I wanna teach you a reaction!"

It said, smiling.

"Does it look like I care, loser?!?"

I said angrily and shoved the yellow octopus. I don't have time for this stupid conversation.

"Well, I see you already know the Aggressive reaction. . ."

It said, crossing its tentacles.

"Move out of my way! Scram, sea worm!"

The octopus looked hurt and backed away.

I didn't care. I'm never passionate about animals anyways.

I walked into Resident Services and walked up to Tom Nook.

When it saw me, it immediately blushed.

"Why are you blushing, fatty!? I'm not a girl who likes fuckin animals dude! Get it in your fuckin head! I'm not into you, fatass!"

It stopped blushing and got angry.

"Y/n! That is no way to treat your landlord and the being who is giving you a tent to stay in! You apologize right now!

I can't believe it actually is fooled! This is perfect! Y/n will never have it again!

"You know what!? I will never apologize!! You are a fat ugly racoon tanuki thing and nobody will ever love you!"

It stopped being angry and got sad.

". . ."

I just laughed.

"Racoon got your tongue? Ha ha ha! What a loser"

I walked out of Resident Services and and a brown deer ran up to me. Ugh. Another fuckin animal.

Kill me.

"Hey, Y/n! I bought you this new shirt! Try it on!"

It pulled out a black and white striped sweater.

"No. Get out of my face"

I yanked it and ripped the shirt right in front of the deer.

It was shocked and started to cry. A small squirrel looked up, glaring at me while trying to console the stupid deer.

I made my way back to the forest without anybody following me. At least, I was SURE nobody followed me.

I came back to the cage and the real Y/n was just sitting there.

"Oh Y/n! You're life is over with Tom"

She got up and started to scream.

"NO! I CAN'T LOSE HIM. PLEASE! GOD OH PLEASE GOD HELP ME!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Once she was done with her screaming, she looked up at me and said,

"Why."

I laughed.

"Because it's--"

"WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?"

She started screaming at me.

"YOU BETTER LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL--

We saw a flash a light coming from behind us.

"We've heard enough."

I looked over and saw the two smaller ugly racoon tanuki looking things, holding an axe and a slingshot.

"Let her go, or we will take matters into our own hands"

I sat there speechless, but then I remembered, I'm just a figment of Y/n's imagination, so I said,

"Bye, loser!"

to my real self before I disappeared into back into her mind.