weird smuts don't read (should read)

king henry VIII x the church + UN ambassador susan rice and joe biden

so basically from my humanities class king henry the something was very in-religious idfk the renaissance bull crap anyways so like king henry the something went up to the church and was like "u kissed my wife!!!!! uwu don't do that 🥺🥺" and so the church was like "you have to seduce me uwu" and so they both had sex and like then they both after dating for like 17 months they were like "omg isn't susan rice and joe biden so cute uwu?" and so they hopped into a time machine and went to the un meeting with susan rice and joe biden and they were like "u guys so cute wanna 👉👌??" and they both were like "yeah ok" so the 4 had a foursome in the un conference room and it was spicy 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵