weird smuts don't read (should read)

niccolò machiavelli x nick furry (pun yes) + christiano ronaldo

so basically machiavelli was like "ooh bc nick u so hot n sexy wanna melt on me?🥵" and nick fury but furry cuz he's a furry was like "throw me into a cage and feed me dog food" like that one question on that bdsm test where like if you liked people petted and being put into cages idk anyways so basically they were "ooh almost there #roadtrip #lovers and they finished 😏😏😏😏 and so they were like "ooh that was good my testicles are like really cool" and their friend christiano ronaldo was like "omg you two are so hot i am hœrny for u" and so they had a three some and it was super cool because nick furry and his wolf furry side was so rampant that machiavelli and ronaldo died because nick furry went too hard 🥰