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your mom x me (PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Your mom and I had a very expensive dinner. She ordered lots of delicious food like Lobster, Italian pizza, sushi, etc. I had a very big plate of everything she had and we both ate a lot of it. After eating a lot of food, we both went to a hotel and started to ferociously make out. We both made out so much that we somehow ended up naked from aggressively kissing and so we both banged each other until it was 10 AM in the morning. We both quickly left the hotel to see our own families. We both didn't see each other until I received a phone call about how she wanted to go on a date again. I happily agreed and left with my things to meet up with her. After driving for 20 minutes, I saw your mom looking beautiful. I got out of the car and headed inside to meet up. We talked for a little bit, ordered food, etc. We both ate up all of our food and went to the hotel again where we banged each other for hours on end. It was beautiful and amazing but not as amazing as killjoy x viper smut. That is why teleported to have a threesome with killjoy and viper.