weird smuts don't read (should read)

park jimin x thomas + meredith grey + gilbert and violet evergarden

Jimin basically is instead of teresa idk whatever so basically jimin gets out of box and goes up to thomas and is like "ur hot uwuwuwu" and thomas is like "ive never felt such cool emotions" and they do the devils tango with very smutty scenes grr but then while they were doing it, they both get teleported to a greys anatomy hospital room while meredith suddenly just walked past and so she's like "who tf are u guys" and jimin and thomas are like "huh" while both naked. Meredith is suddenly like "yo you two kinda hot wanna nooky? (i searched up another word for sex and that showed up so)" and they both were like wide-eyed but nodded so she got naked and had a threesome together but then suddenly gilbert and violet evergarden teleported into the same room while also making out so without talking they all had sex together and it was the smelliest, loudest, and worst thing everyone in the hospital had to smell, hear, and see. After they were done 7 hours later because thomas and gilbert have the stamina of a bulging-cocked horse they were done and everyone was giving them the worst looks ever because while they were all having sex, 30 people died because of the sounds and smell. Everyone had to be evacuated because the smell was so deadly. It was fishy coochies and grimey dicks that odored the whole city. The government was also called to get trained FBI's with gas masks and hazmat suits but they finished so quick they still went in there and killed everyone. thats how jimin, thomas, meredith, gilbert, and violet died; through a deadly five-some