weird smuts don't read (should read)

vincenzo cassano x george washington + hillary clinton and ryan reynolds

Basically vincenzo came from Italy from a time machine to meet with george washington "uwu georgy u are so sexy bb guy uwu" and george washington was like omg cassano daddae you are so hot omg those 69 peck abs" and so basically while the two had sexy time vincenzo pulled on george washingtons hair rollers and he was like "that hot" so they found out george washington's kink and it was very funny and so then vincenzo was like "baby want to come to my italy?" and george was like "uwu yes m cuaming pink cuam" and so they hop into a time machine and they hopped into the time machine while fuaking and so they teleported to the meeting of hillary clinton and ryan reynolds and so they were like "omg ur shlong is pretty long dadday" thats what ryan said so basically they all had a 4 some and figured out that hillary clinton had a piss kink, ryan reynolds was half-furry, and both vincenzo and george washington liked to re-inact those step sibling pornos ok