Sorry that i haven't updated in awhile but here is chapter 17 please don't send Annabeth on me *runs for life*
~Percy updated his status
This is bob
Bob likes you
Bob likes sharp things
I suggest you run from bob.
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Leo Valdez: Bob is just misunderstood don't judge bob!
Thalia Grace: Why does everyone hate bob?
Nico di Angelo: Don't run from bob he just wants a hug!
Leo Valdez: Percy hates bob doesn't he.
Nico Di Angelo: yeah bro he does.
Thalia Grace: Don't you dare start that bro $***t again.
Nico Di Brogelo: Don't be bro hater bro!
Leo Valbro: Yeah, bro!
Thalia Grace: What is wrong with you!?
Nico di Brogelo: Well..
Thalia Grace: Never mind i don't want to know.
~Leo Valdez updated his status
24 things to do in an elevator!
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
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Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)
FanfictionJust random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and pl...
