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Percy Updated his status~
ASDF
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Annabeth Chase: DAFUQ is ASDF?!
Leo Valdez; DON'T TELL HER DUDE!
Nico Di Angelo: She can't be trusted, listen to Leo
Jason Grace: REMEMBER THE OATH!
Frank Zhang: Percy...don't do it man...she isn't worth it
Travis Stoll: YOU CAN'T LET HER KNOW!
Connor Stoll: EVER!
Percy Jackson: Boys, I think it's time we tell the world the truth.
Annabeth Chase: Ya know, I don't really want to know any more...this is one of those crazy boy things
Percy Jackson: NO! You must know, it can no longer be a secret!
Jason Grace: SO HELP ME YOU TELL HER JACKSON I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!
Leo Valdez: Jac, that's taking it to far
Frank Zhang: Yeah Jason, that's not something to kid about
Travis Stoll: JASON! Dude! Dafuq wrong with you?!
Connor Stoll: Seriously?!
Nico Di Angelo: Yeah dude, no
Malcolm: PERCY JACKSON DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE!
Annabeth Chase: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
Percy Jackson; Few know of asdf. There are many examples of asdf, one such example, "asdf" converted into morse code is .- ... -.. ..-. If you take the .'s and convert them to 0's and take the -'s and convert them to 1's, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD... The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient Hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech -- which converted phonetically sounds like "A lef volv da leads a mech". We can then read these sounds into words, and we get "A left Volvo does leads a mech." Going further, we get "A left Volvo does lead the mechanics", or "A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry". We can then read into it, that a "left Volvo", obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you -- for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the automobile industry for themselves! You must rally the people! To the top of Mount Sinai! We shall stop them yet! ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN!!!!!
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