San: *sneaking in through the window*
Wooyoung turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you've been all night?
San: I- I was with Jae
Jae turning around in her chair: You wanna try again?
Jae: I just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw
Seonghwa, close to tears: Jae, please, it's 3am
Mingi: I have the urge to do something stupid.
Jae: I'm stupid, do me.
Mingi:
Jae:
Jae: Did I say that out loud?
Jae: The next song is dedicated to my favorite group member!
Jae: *strums guitar* I love you, biiitch.
Hongjoong: Jae, no.
Jae: I ain't gonna never stop lovin' you, biiitch
Jae: *flirting with the cashier*
Jae: When I leave don't be surprised if the alarm goes off 'cause I just stole your heart
Jae: *leaves and the alarm goes off
Jae with a sly smile: See I told ya
Cashier: I need to check your bag, come back here
Jae: n-no
Jae: This doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever drank my coffee, just come forward and all will be forgiven.
Seonghwa:
San:
Yeosang:
Mingi:
Hongjoong:
Yunho:
Wooyoung:
Jongho:
Jae: Smart. You knew I'd never forgive you.
Jae: you wanting people to call you oppa is gross
Seonghwa: Stop kink shaming me!
Jae: kink-shaming is my kink!
Seonghwa:
Seonghwa: *screams*
Jae: Do you know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the 't' on it?
Hongjoong: It's a cross
Jae: Across from where?
Jongho: *sighs* There's no snacks left in the kitchen
Jae: Excuse you, I'm standing right here.
Hyunjin, visiting the ATEEZ dorms: I'm here to see Jae, I'm a friend of hers.
Jongho: That's impossible. Jae has no friends.
Hongjoong: Y'know, to celebrate Father's Day, each of us should call our dads to thank them. Starting with Jae.
Jae: Okay, Siri, call dad.
Siri: calling 'Daddy'
Jae: wait n-
San, as his phone starts to ring:
Mingi: Hello, everyone, welcome to the short people documentary by Song Mingi and Jeong Yunho!
Yunho: Today we will be asking our dear female member questions!
Mingi: Jae, the viewers want to know...
Yunho: Why you so short like that?
Jae:
Jae: I-
Yunho: ...what are you doing?
Jae: *awake at 4am, sitting in front of the fridge eating ice cream, straight from the tub, with a fork* my fucking best.
Yeosang : I want all of you to die
Jae: *spraying water at Yeosang* No, bad Yeosang
Jae: I typed 'Bitch' into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Jongho: It's two in the morning.
Jae: Vroom vroom motherfucker.
((The best of the best for this chapter! I'd just like to remind everyone that requests are always open and I hope you're enjoying the dailies!!!))
