Stray Kids Groupchat [COMPLETED]

#68

*Hyunjin added: Chan, Felix, Woojin, Changbin, Jeongin, and Seungmin to the groupchat*

Changbin:
Istg how many gcs are we gonna make

Seungmin:
There can be exactly 76 groupchat a we can have all together

Woojin:
Is that even correct?

Seungmin:
Nope

Chan:
I-
Ok then

Hyunjin:
I MADE THIS
CUZ CURRENTLY
NONE OF YALL ARE HOME
BUT

Chan:
DID THEY SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE AGAIN

Felix:
^for ur info the house did not catch fire it was just chopsticks

Jeongin:
Pretty dumb idea
Sorry hyungs

Seungmin:
Awww it's ok innie
Felix is dumb right?

Felix:
This
Is
Why
I
Hate
U

Seungmin:
And u wouldn't be in JYP if it weren't for me :)

Felix:
Shut up
>:(

Seungmin:
😘

Changbin:
Why is it taking so long for Hyunjin to type?

Woojin:
Idk

Hyunjin:
JISUNG IS GOING TO CONFESS TO MINHO CHZ HE JUST TOLD ME SO AND MINHOS IN THE LIVING ROOM MOPPING CUZ  CHAN TOLD HIM TO DO THAT AND SO JI IS GONNA WAIT FOR HIM TO FINISH BUT IM SCREAMING RN CUZ HES GONNA CONFESS JISUNG IS GONNA FCKING CONFESS ITS GONNA BE SO GREAT AND MINHOS GONNA ACCEPT AND MY HEART IS GONNA EXPLODE AND

Woojin:
That physically hurt my eyes to read

Hyunjin:
oh my god he's walking now

Changbin:
Why do u make it seem like he's proposing

Hyunjin:
HE IS
HE GOTTA FLOWER IN HIS HAND READY TO GIVE IT TO HIM

Seungmin:
Aww that's so sweet
I wanna flower ☺️

Jeongin:
Why?
U are a flower 🌹
But I can get u one if u want one 🥰

Felix:
I would've said gay but it's Jeongin so it's fine
But
gAY

Seungmin:
Bitch we are gay

Changbin:
I thought u were bi 🤔

Seungmin:
U can shut the hell up short ass

Changbin:
😒

Chan:
What type of flower?

Hyunjin:
u know the ones we find at the park
That u go blow blow to

Woojin:
HE HAS A WHITE DAFFODIL??!?

Hyunjin:
Ohhh that's what their called
Oh wait nvm it's kale

Seungmin:
Jinnie how do u mistaken kale for a daffodil

Chan:
WAIT
IS HE GIVING IT TO MINHO

Hyunjin:
Yeah why?
Update
Jisung is being a scaredy cat and just sitting on the couch rn

Woojin:
HYUNJIN
MINHO IS ALLERGIC TO KALE

Hyunjin:
...
Too late
He threw it at him

Felix:
wHY

Hyunjin:
To get his attention
Duh

Changbin:
We don't even have kale at home-
I'm not even gonna question that

Hyunjin:
Ok so the plan Ji told me was that he was gonna walk up to Minho and flirt with him a bit
Then
OH SHIT
HES WALKING NOW

Felix:
Oooh
What happened

Hyunjin:
he fell.
HE FELL RIGHT INFRONT OF MINHOES FACE

Changbin:
hOwd hE faLL?!?

Hyunjin:
From the water still on the floor from minhos mop

Jeongin:
I hope he's ok

Woojin:
I'm sure he's fine
He's been in the ER 7 times this year already

Hyunjin:
AND MINHO FELL ON TOP OF HIM

Felix:
WHAT IS THIS
A KDRAMA?!?

Chan:
No I don't think kdramas would have ppl throwing kale at each other as a sign of affection

Hyunjin:
HOES THEY TOGETHER NOW

Jeongin:
how?

Hyunjin:
And I quote from Minho
"So are we like, boyfriends now or something"

Seungmin:
SO UR TELLING ME JISUNG SET UP A WHOLE PLAN ANS MINHO ENDED UP BEING THE ONE CONFESSING?!??!?

Hyunjin:
Pretty much
Also
Jisung picked up the kale
And is now eating it
And he gave some to Minho

Chan:
ITS NOT WASHED OR COOKED-

Woojin:
MINHOS GONNA DIE-

Hyunjin:
Welp

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50k reads?!?! That's INSANE
Thank u guys so much I can't believe it
All of u reading this have a fantastic day! Or night if ur like me staying up until 3 :)

Also I'm just as fcking confused as u are on what I just wrote

Anyways
Thanks!!