Stray Kids Groupchat [COMPLETED]

#73

hi guys, before I start this I just want to apologize on the last chapter I posted, where felix almost got scammed by his "nigerian prince". I've currently changed/fixed the words around, and I realized I was being pretty racist there, I deeply apologize for those who have read it. When I first made it, I thought it was just a lighthearted joke, in which I read it again with that mindset, and it wasn't very funny anymore. This shouldn't just be taken in a lighthearted form. Again, I'm very sorry and I'll try not to make any more mistakes like that in the future, please point it out if I do. Thanks WattAmmy for pointing that out, also thanks for reading this far. Take care guys!
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gay kids

Jeongin:
I just made a new discovery!

Woojin:
What is it this time 🙄
Oh wait nvm it's Jeongin
What is it bby?

Jeongin:
To save time in the morning
Just put cereal in ur mouth, then pour milk! It tastes the same!

Changbin:
Wait
U mean like
Shove cereal, then pour milk, then chew?!?!

Jeongin:
Yea! It's so simple!

Felix:
Omg ur a genius
I needa try that gold on

Chan:
NO FELIX U COULD CHOKE

Felix:
Lol no I won't
Choking is for losers

Minho:
Who likes dicks
Wait what I didn't say that

Seungmin:
cAn yOu nOT

Jisung:
Uh
Might need some help here

Minho:
Idk
Caaaan I

Hyunjin:
U sound like my grade 3 teacher when I ask to go to the washroom

Jisung:
Help

Minho:
Lmao nope

Changbin:
Oh
I was gonna say it sounded like Woojin but whatever

Jisung:
HELP

Woojin:
I did not need to be attacked thank u very much

Jeongin:
Does that mean Woojin is a grade 3 teacher?

Seungmin:
Looks old enough to be one

Woojin:
😑

Jisung:
HALPPPPPPP

Minho:
Oh yeahhh
My grade 3 teacher sucked I hate her
She was this old ass woman that lectured me abt asking to go to the washroom for 10 minutes then FUCKING LET ME GO AT THE END
U know what she said
"Oh, but I'll let u go cuz I'm nice"
I COULDVE DIED AND SHE WOULDNT CARE

Changbin:
Yeah sounds like Woojin

Woojin:
...
Aight see u later guys imma just be planning how to et Changbin out of jyp

Felix:
I tried it
It was great

Chan:
Tried what?

Jisung:
IT WAS NOT GREAT

Felix:
I ate the cereal with milk in my mouth!

Seungmin:
Don't u eat with ur mouth anyways

Hyunjin:
No dumbass he's talking about pouring both in his mouth at the same time

Seungmin:
Ok cool
One sec...
Hey innie wanna go to the candy store with me today? We can go in 5 minutes, ill pick u up from the practice room

Jeongin:
Oooh ok!

Hyunjin:
Fite me mother fucker

Seungmin:
❤️

Jisung:
Ew
anyways
IT WAS NOT GREAT
FELIX ALMOST DIED

Chan:
WAIT WHAT WHEN HOW WHY WHERE

Jisung:
Ok, he choked on milk, at 3:52, cuz he's dumb, cuz he's dumb again, in the kitchen

Changbin:
Did u seriously just answer all of his questions-

Jisung:
Yes

Minho:
HAHAHAHHAHA
THAT MEANS
FELIX IS A LOSER WHO CHOKES ON DICKS

Seungmin:
Sounds abt right

Felix:
Bullies
I'm calling the cops

Jeongin:
Felix hyung
I'm sitting on the couch looking at ur phone...
That's a calculator