Stray Kids Groupchat [COMPLETED]

#89

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Chan:
Guys do u know where Seungmin and Jisung are?

Changbin:
Uhhh nope

Hyunjin:
No
Why?

Chan:
They need to record their lines and I've been waiting for over AN HOUR

Woojin:
No I don't really know where they are
I mean I sent them grocery shopping like
3 hours ago???

Changbin:
Who takes 3 hours to shop for like, 4 items

Minho:
...
aHeM coUgh cOUGh ahEm CHAN
I didn't say nothing u didn't hear that from me

Chan:
Excuse me 😒

Minho:
U are excused

Jeongin:
They didn't get kidnapped from a cult right

Felix:
They very well could've been 👀👀

Chan:
I-
That only happens to u Jeongin

Minho:
*and Hyunjin

Hyunjin:
Bitch-

Seungmin:
I never
Ever
Ever
Wanna go shopping with Jisung AGAIN

Changbin:
Oh look who's actually alive

Jisung:
come onnn
It wasn't that bad idk what you're talking abt it was so fun!

Seungmin:
If ur idea of fun is ditching me every two seconds and asking dumb questions to strangers then yeah
🙄🙄

Felix:
oH yEs
Very fun
It's a great way to pass time u know

Jisung:
Je suis d'accord

Minho:
Tf is that supposed to mean

Hyunjin:
Literally the only phrase in French he knows

Seungmin:
"I agree"

Jisung:
Je ne suis pas d'accord with that
I ALSO KNOW HOW TO ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

Hyunjin:
That's cuz u skip class by doing that 🤦‍♂️

Woojin:
WAIT WHAT HE SKIPS?!?!?

Jeongin:
Am I the only one interested in what happened at the store?!??

Minho:
Ngl I kinda wanna know

Seungmin:
Story time!

Changbin:
No one likes ur stories

Seungmin:
Shut up
Ok
Story time!
On the shopping list was bread, soda, and lychees?? So we got the bread, soda and we couldn't find lychees

Minho:
So u guys legit only had 3 items-

Seungmin:
So Jisung thought it would be a great idea to ask someone where the lychees are
Okay, not too bad right
The worker told him they don't have it in stock yet so Jisung asked why
The worker said that don't grow this time of year which is why they don't have it

Changbin:
I don't understand what's so funny abt this

Hyunjin:
Yeah they just out of season

Seungmin:
Yeah but see the problem was
THIS SQUIRREL DIDNT UNDERSTAND FRUITS CAN GO OUT OF SEASON
he legit said "don't fruits come from machines or something cuz like Apple u know"

Chan:
Wha

Seungmin:
So he spent a good half hour debating with the worker and asking him to square up on why they should have lychees 🙄

Jisung:
In my defence he didn't say they weren't in season

Jeongin:
Wait did u guys even come back with the groceries??

Jisung:
...
Ahahaha
Chan we're gonna be a few minutes
sEUNGMIN RUN

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and now i really want lychee :/