Chapter 67: Crispy Roast Duck

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Tang Qiaoqiao continued to perform weird actions in "Zhiyong Chong Chong". Following the roller coaster singing of "Heroic Song" and carrying a hamburger, her series of operations in the haunted house are also truly high-powered.

Originally, because of the haunted house plot, many netizens prepared early. They waited for the moment when the ghosts came out to put on the barrage of "freedom, equality, justice, the rule of law, patriotism, dedication, honesty, and friendliness."

[T/N: These are socialism core values advocated by the Communist Party of China. One of the key factors of their propaganda is to reject superstition, so this is a communist version of a barrage of prayers.]

However, everyone is fully guarded but didn't expect that the real scary one is not Mr. Zombie with his long tongue, but Tang Qiaoqiao.

The director was also full of cheeky thoughts and intentionally did not show Tang Qiaoqiao taking away the skull mask. Therefore, like Mr. Zombie, the audience suddenly faced Tang Qiaoqiao wearing the skull mask, which suddenly terrified a group of unprepared netizens.

【My gosh! I was so scared that my heart stopped beating for a second oooooooo】

【The zombie didn't scare me, but Tang Qiaoqiao really scared me. Help, I dare not watch】

【Feng Tian was too right, Tang Qiaoqiao, this woman, is even more terrifying】

Even though they didn't dare to look at it, the netizens still bite the bullet and continue watching. When they saw Tang Qiaoqiao picking a yellow spell from the wall and sticking it on the zombie's face, the barrage swept away the "scared" mode, once again occupied by "hahahahahaha".

【OMG. It is terrifying and funny. I was so smashed by this show】

【Tang Qiaoqiao is really poisonous. How can those yellow stickers be so handy? LOLLLL】

【The funniest thing is that the zombie really doesn't move anymore. Everyone is so entertaining. Why did I never meet such a cooperative ghost?】

Then Tang Qiaoqiao taught Mr. Zombie to improve his business skills and made the audience laugh. She also mentioned Lin Zhengying, which caused a barrage of words, "The classic is back."

[T/N: In the raw, they said: "爷青回" (Yé qīng huí) which generally refers to the return or comeback of well-known people, classic animations, games, film and television dramas, etc. Netizens express it through the words "Ye Qinghui" to express emotion that the classic things that appeared in their youth have come back.]

Tang Qiaoqiao deserves to be a woman who can kick a perverted wretched man. Don't try to provoke her in any dimension, which is including the world-famous Sadako.

Tang Qiaoqiao's action towards Sister Sadako directly made the audience silly.

【Sisters put "Niubi" on the screen. Awesome! 】

[T/N: 牛批 = Niubi is another common internet slang which means "powerful, capable, superior, or awesome."]

When they saw the chainsaw man offering the night pearl respectfully, everyone was not surprised anymore. Indeed, everyone could only lie flat when they met Tang Qiaoqiao.

Who can handle this?

This is a haunted house adventure, but Tang Qiaoqiao is clearly a haunted house killer.

When the show is broadcast, all the hot spots are on Tang Qiaoqiao. There are three or four headlines related to her. The director is just laughing. He plans to wait for the next season to request Tang Qiaoqiao to be a permanent guest.

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