*Emma and Jafar are sitting on the black couch in their living room, all sunggled up together, watching That 70's Show.*
Emma: *rolling her eyes* I just don't understand how Kelso is so stupid! It's ridiculous!
Jafar: I would argue that he is just stupid for the plot of the show, but I know there really are people who are that stupid. I have seen it with my own eyes.
*Emma laughs, and stretches up to press a kiss to his cheek*
Emma: It's your birthday tomorrow!
Jafar: *running his figners through her hair* You know I don't celebrte my birthday habibti.
Emma: *giving a frown* you celebrated mine!
Jafar: No, you celebrated yours, you just dragged me along for the ride!
Emma: *giving a pout* hey!
Jafar: *kissing her forehead* I'm just kidding habibti. But really, please don't do anything.
*Emma doesn't say anything, but snuggles deeper into him, a sparkle in her eyes*
THE NEXT MORNING
*Jafar is sound asleep, when suddenly something is plopped down on his stomach really hard.*
Jafar: *with a groan* stupid cat! *he opens his eyes, ready to shove Emma's monster kitten off of him, when he realizes that there is a giant breakfast tray on his stomach, and a beaming Emma standing above him*
Emma: GOOD MORNING HABIBI!
Jafar: *pushing himself into a sitting position and trying not to drop the tray* good morning sweetheart. What's going on?
Emma: What do you think!? Now I'm not going to wish you a Happy Birthday, however...*she shifts the tray onto the bed, and jumps on top of him* YOU GET 27 KISSES!
Jafar: Oof! *he shifts slightly so her knee isn't in his ribcage* What?
Emma: ALL THE KISSES FOR YOU! *she starts to kiss him all over his face, counting as she goes, and when she gets to twenty seven, she gives him a big kiss on his lips* Mmmm yummy!
*Jafar laughs, and pushes a strand of her hair behind her ear*
Jafar: Thank you sweetheart, that was great.
Emma: *beaming* Yay! Now hurry up and eat!
*Jafar winces as he looks at the blackened toast, the rubbery eggs, and the mushy oatmeal.* Um, it looks great....
Emma: Yay times two! Hurry and eat, we have a long day ahead of us!
Jafar: *in alarm* What?! What do you mean!?
Emma: *in a singsong voice* I'm not tellingggggg!
Jafar: *with a sigh* Fine. *he pcks up hs coffee cup* Um, Em?
Emma: *twirling in a circle* Yup!?
Jafar: Why is my coffee green?
Emma: Because it's mint coffee! *she hurries out, and leaves a wide eyed Jafar with his plate of Emma 'food'.*
***
LATER THAT DAY
*Emma comes twirling into the house, followed by an extremely tired Jafar who is carrying about twelve shopping bags*
Emma: That was so much fun!
Jafar: I don't really think spending six hours at the mall is fun!
Emma: Hey! We watched Finding Dory! And I bought you three new shirts! And perfume!
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Skript! #wattys2018
HumorSometimes it isn't possible to include every single idea I have in my books. Sometimes I have to cut out hilarious or awesome scenes because they don't really fit, or they are too slow for the pace of the book. So, Skript will include random moments...
