Petir: //acts all nice but despises everyone inside// //fak you//
Tanah: //wadafak is responsibility//
Angin: //too serious to even take a joke// //surprisingly not edgy//
Api: //sly// //asshole towards everyone//
Air: //also acts nice// //fak you//
Daun: //so intelligent it's painful// //seduces people//
Cahaya: //acts nice// //Hates everyone inside//
***
Petir: Hey, Angin! I got you a new pair of jeans!
Angin: Hm? Oh, thank you, Petir.
The next day
Angin, wearing the new jeans outside: Why are these jeans falling apart!?
Petir: Hohohoho 😈
***
Tanah: You know what they say—
Cahaya: —when shit hits the fan—
Both: //dabs//
Both: //jumps off the balcony//
Daun: O_O
***
Api: Pranks are overrated. Let's see how Air deals with his mission sabotaged.
Air: //can't use powers because Api rigged it// //what the hell//
Air: //deep inhale//
Air: //ignores Api for the rest of his lifetime//
***
Daun, outside: OwO Look at all these chocolates!
Random Woman: //ohmygod this child is so cute// //this has to be illegal//
Random Woman: Do you want those chocolates? I would get the whole store for you!!
Daun: One would be enough, thanks! OwO
Random Woman: //heart attacks//
Five minutes later
Daun, looks around: Any unsuspecting fangirl? Good. Here comes one.
Daun: OwO Look at all these chocolates!
Random Woman #2: Would you want one?
Daun: Really?
Repeat and saturate the cuteness
YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
