BL I don't want to reincarnate!

Chapter 1

I woke up with a splitting headache. It hurt even when I breathed and I didn't have time to calm down because people immediately started screaming into my ears:

"Duke Consort!

-He's awake!

-Quick, call for the doctor!

-Your Highness, how are you feeling?"

They were so loud that I wanted to break their heads off.

"Stop yelling for God's sake!"

Everyone froze and I thought I could finally relax but that was when the door opened very loudly. How could a door be this loud? When was the last time they oiled it seriously? It sounded like a dying raven.

I grunted as I turned towards the sound and what I saw next was a familiar face walk up to me. It was a very tall and grumpy man that had red eyes and white hair and eyebrows. Was he albino? That would explain the colors.

Despite being familiar, I had never seen this face in my whole life. I would have remembered this man if I had already met him. Not only because of his unusual eye color but mostly because he was very handsome and very scary at the same time. I would never want to meet this man twice that was for sure. However being in such pain, I completely forgot about safety and looked at the red eyes with anger:

"Can't you open the door any louder? Where did you grow up? You have no manners."

The stranger seemed taken aback and he raised his left hand, making everyone bow immediately. Some people rushed to the door while others seemed hesitant:

"We are so sorry Master... He is still unwell. He has no idea what he's saying...

-Leave.

-But Master...

-Seeing how rude he is being, he must be just fine.

-But...

-I said leave.

-Yes, Master."

I was relieved to finally have peace and sighed. However the white haired stranger stayed and even came back into my field of vision:

"What do you think you're doing? Insulting me in front of my men. Do you have a death wish?"

I covered my ears:

"For my sake! Can't you shut up for three seconds? My head is going to split in half!"

It hurt so bad that I almost threw up. The man didn't seem impressed however. He sat down on a chair and crossed his arms not wanting to help a bit. He could at least look a bit sorry for me. What the hell was wrong with this guy?

"I'll wait for your crisis to pass."

I imitated the stranger, in a very bad mood:

"Gngngn I am the big scary dude with red eyes. I am grumpy all the time and currently I am angry at life itself because why not?"

He didn't answer and I finally had time to calm down. I focused on my breathing and exhaled loudly through my nose after breathing in through my mouth. The breathing technique worked because the headache slowly subsided and I could finally sit up. My thoughts started clearing up and I looked around me, frowning:

"Where the hell am I?"

The man didn't answer, staring at his shoes seriously. I waved my hand in front of his face and he really didn't seem to like it:

"Hello? Earth calling the rude dude. Where am I?"

Having no answer I got up:

"Okay then see you never, asshole.