I didn't have time to answer that Ephraim's face went back to it's amused state:"I didn't think my dear wife would get so worked up over a few gifts. I wonder what you see me as. Then again it is my fault. It seems I really didn't pay enough attention to you before for you to think so lowly of me."
I could already feel that things would get out of hand. I had to stop that crazy bastard before it was too late:
"No! Don't pay attention to me! You already managed to annoy me! You did! Well done. You can stop now."
Eulisses tried stopping me but I pushed him back:
"You say that you are trying to show me how much you care about me but you don't care about me! You just want to annoy me! I don't want your gifts! Take them back! All of them!
-But darling...
-I am not your darling!
-I just wanted to make you happy... Don't husbands usually buy gifts for their wives?
-I am not your wife!"
Seeing the dark shadow in Ephraim's eyes made me flinch:
"I mean... I... I am your wife but don't want to be! I want a divorce!"
The knights bowed, feeling that it was time for them to leave but Ephraim motioned them to stay put:
"How could you say this... In front of my men moreover. You are really hurting my feelings, Sliske..."
I frowned. Wasn't he the one who didn't let his men leave?
"As if you had feelings... You didn't even put any thought into those gifts.
-What do you mean? I thought I did well. I bought you the best chocolates in the country.
-Exactly! You only bought the best in everything. I am sure that you just asked someone to buy everything expensive. You didn't even try buying something that would make me happy. It's so obvious that it's painful.
-Something that you would like?"
Ephraim seemed confused for a second.
"Everyone likes expensive things.
-Well, I don't.
-That's surprising. Before you couldn't stop buying everything new.
-People change. I realized that those empty gifts didn't mean anything to me in the end."
Ephraim smiled:
"I see. I should have thought about that before.
-I don't know what you just thought about but no! Don't buy any more gifts! Just stop sending me gifts!"
But Ephraim wasn't listening to me at all.
As expected, only a few hours after our conversation, I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was Eulisses bringing another package but it was Ephraim himself. I didn't even have time to scream at him that he placed something black in front of my face. I was so surprised that I took a step back. I needed a second to realize what it really was. Actually it took me such a long time that Ephraim got bored and placed the fur ball into my hands. That was when it hit me:
"A kitten?"
I was so surprised that I forgot to talk for a second. The little tiny creature was so cute that I was immediately absorbed by it. The little kitten had huge green eyes. They were so big that the little baby looked like those huge eyed plushies that I saw everywhere in my past life in gas stations. I immediately felt that I could die for these round eyes. If that kitten told me to jump out the window, I would!
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BL I don't want to reincarnate!
FantasyWhen I opened my eyes I saw a familiar figure: "What do you think you're doing? Insulting me in front of my men. Do you have a death wish?" I covered my ears: "For my sake! Can't you shut up for three seconds? My head is going to split in half! Wait...