Clear's life is pink

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I was chatting with my senpai (as you can see in the image). Obviously some of you don't comprehend Italy but don't worry. I'm making the story based on that.
The chat continues more than the photo... I don't like pink and girly things...
Anyway yes, the picture in background is Kouichi's (tokimeki memorial girl's side 3rd story whatalongassname)
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On What's app

Clear: Carmen-san! Look!!!*cake photo* It's a cheese-jellyfish-cake!!!
Le me: what tha ffff... I mean... Cute!
Clear: u don't like it?
Le me: Si, si. I like it!!
Clear: Yay!!! Sometimes we could cook toghether!
Le me: Ahaha... Y-yeah.... (me and cooking is like Koujaku and Noiz.... KoujakuxNoiz fans, don't. )
Clear: Ah! Look! Now what's app is more cute too!*photo*.
Le me: eh no muthafuka *takes an axe* eh no.
Clear: B-but... fluffy kitty!
Le me:*Takes Ren too* eh no no no.
Clear: QnQ b-but look at it! Mink likes it too!!!
Le me: oh daddy why...
Clear: Fist me daddy~
Le me: Clear wtf
Clear: Ah! I WROTE IN THE WRONG CHAT
Le me: W-what!?
Clear:qnq uuuh...
Le me: I-I'm gonna get drunk... after I put an axe up your phone (?)
Clear:My phone QnQ

*after a while*

*Le Mink enters in my room*
Le me: Wot
Mink: Clear said you were going to kill his phone!
Le me: I did... so?
Mink: I'm going to revenge his phone before you kill it!!!
Le me: Wtf!?

And so I died... whit a lot of cinnamon in my mouth... D-don't get me wrong... Do-DON'T!!!

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