Trippu and his pet.

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Today I'm fucking angry so fuck Aowba and read.
Some days ago I was looking at my english book and this shit came out.
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Write a fucking dialog like in the fucking example.(there were two men but I dunno why one of em had a crocodile but I will switch it with a lion)

Virus: Have you got any pets?
Trip: Yes I have.
Virus: What...?
Trip: yeah.. I... I have a pet!
Virus: what the fuuuuk!?
Trip: lol
Virus:no man! This is fucking insane!
Trip:w-what? Calm down, what's the matter?
Virus:you have a fucking lion for a pet!
Trip:yeah... Got a problem with that?
Virus:of FUCKING course! What if he eats simeone!?
Trip:what!? Oh... I see... YOU ARE FUCKING RACIST.
Virus:wait... What!? No! It's... MAN! You have a fucking lion with you! It can stab anyone's butt!
Trip:w-why would you say that!? What do you know about him!? You FUCKING RACIST!
Virus:I'm not a friggin fraggin racist! I'm only scared!
Trip: you shit! It's only because it's African! RACIST
Virus:what the... you know what? FUCK YOU I'm out!
Trip:wait, wait, wait! I... I didn't... Sorry...
Virus:FUCK your 'sorry'shit! I'm FUcKinG oUt!
Trip:WAIT! Sorry man! SORRY! I-it's that... It's my only friend!
Virus:FuCK yOuR FrIEnD! FUCK EVERYTHING.
Trip:CALM DOWN AND LISTEN! Or I will fart in your mouth >:c This is the only... Thing... that had never left me alone... When my parents DRAMAtically died.
Virus:ah... oh... sorry..
Trip:no... uhm... don't worry.
Virus: no, I was a dick... Sorry *embraces Trip*
Trip:*sob* d-don't worry*cries*
Virus:awh, c'mon... Can I do something for you?
Trip:kiss my forehead QnQ
Virus: okay *kiss*
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The day after my teacher controlled my honework and she had given me 2 (like a F)

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