Chapter 34 Enter Freckles

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No one's POV

Currently, Wash, Tucker and Caboose were back at Blue base, discussing what to do with their new "friend".

Washington: ...

Tucker: ...

Caboose: ...

Tucker: So...

Freckles turns towards Tucker.

Tucker: Nevermind.

Washington: Caboose...

Freckles turns towards Wash.

Washington: Tell me again, where did you find this...robot?

Caboose: His name is Freckles.

Tucker: That's a stupid name.

Freckles turns guns back at Tucker

Tucker: Stupid-cool I mean! Great name, I mean, I wish that were my name. Yeah, Freckles is the best name ever that there ever was.

Washington: Technically it's a military assault droid.

Tucker: Yeah, no shit...

Caboose: Yeah, I call him Freckles because of the spots on his nose.

The two of them looked and saw no spots.

Washington: Right.. Where did you find... Freckles?

Caboose: Well I was walking and I was sad and I missed Church-

Tucker: This is the greatest story of our generation.

Washington: Quiet.

Caboose: And then I heard a noise-

Tucker: Seriously, It's like I was there.

Washington: Tucker.

Caboose: Yeah and then I saw the little guy under like pieces of rock and space ship and body parts, but I just moved them out of the way and then there he was and now we're best friends forever! Right Freckles?

Freckles: Affirmative, Caboose.

Tucker: Great. Boy meets dog. Dog turns out to be a military-grade killing machine from a crashed spaceship.

Washington: Caboose... Um, you know, a pet is a lot of responsiblitlity.

Caboose: That is why I will water him and I will feed him every day.

Tucker: Water and feed? What the hell does this thing run on?!

Caboose: It runs on the power of the friendship of our love!

Tucker: This is so fucked up!

Washington: Didn't you give birth to a baby alien a few years back?

Tucker: Whoa, let's not bring family into this.

Caboose: So, what fun adventures are we going to go on today, Freckles?

Tucker: Ha I'm not doing shit! We're getting rescued soon, remember?

Washington: Actually, I think it would be smart if we continued with our training routine.

Tucker: What?! Why? There's no point.

Washington: Training is an ongoing process, Tucker, and as the leader of this team, I want to make sure that we're ready for anything.

Tucker: This is fucking stupid. Nothing has happened since we crashed here.

Washington: Well, you never know if someone or something will attack. So stop complaining and start jogging.

Washington begins to walk off.

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