No one's POV
Simmons: Oh, hello. I'm captain Dick Simmons. You may know me from the global video sensation Red vs Blue. As well as the Fan story, Zero to One. And as a famous online celebrity you can definitely trust my opinion.
One: And I'm Agent One.
Simmons: That's an excellent point One. Regular holidays are boring and lame.
One: Excuse me, what?
Simmons: What we need are newer, more exciting holidays. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas? Blegh! How passé. Did you know your grandparents celebrated those holidays? And they're old!
One: I never knew my grandparents...
Simmons: I know, right! You wouldn't wear the same clothes as your grandparents, so why celebrate the same holidays?
One: Hey! Don't talk about my grandparents that I've never met before!
Simmoms: Why yes, I do consider myself a young and hip trendsetter. Thank you for saying that One.
One: ...-_-... Don't just interpret me like I'm Lopez, you ass.
Simmons: And I know some new edgier holidays we can celebrate instead. Join, me won't you?
Simmons: On 'Thanksgimme', we give people the opportunity to thank us for all the good things we do for them, which they have selfishly forgot to be grateful for.
Elsewhere, currently Zero was repairing a Warthog, with Carolina helping him, when Tucker walked up to them.
Tucker: Hey Zero , I know you and Carolina are probably dating now. So I made sure not to check out her butt, when she dropped her rifle this morning.
The two of them looked back at Tucker annoyed.
Zero: First of all, we're not dating. And second, What?!
Carolina: Excuse me...!?
Tucker: Whoa, whoa, I said I *didn't* check out your butt-
Carolina just aimed her Needlers at Tucker, even more annoyed.
Carolina: Saying it a second time does not make it better!
Tucker: Aren't you gonna thank me?
Zero and Carolina both looked at each other dumbfounded.
Carolina: "Thank you"...?? What kind of-
Suddenly Sarge walked over to the three of them.
Sarge: Hello, female of indeterminate allegiance. And blues.... I had you both in my sights, was about to shoot you in the back but then... I didn't.
Tucker: Thank you, Sarge.
Carolina: What?
Sarge: Happy 'Thanksgimme'...dirt bag.
Zero: ...The hell?
Tucker: Looks like someone just doesn't understand the meaning of Thanksgimme. [Carolina shoots him in the lap] Ow!
Carolina: You know I was thinking about neutering you, but I settled on a flesh wound instead. Now, what do you say?
Tucker: Thank you...
Carolina: Damn straight!
Back with One and Simmons.
One: What the hell was that?
Simmons : I agree, that was heartwarming. Next up, we have Saint Peppy's day.
One: Stop doing that! Also, Saint who?
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Red Vs Blue Zero to One ( OC/Male reader x RvB)
FanfictionBefore anything can begin, it must first Start from Zero. Before there was Red vs Blue, there was Project Freelancer. And before there was Project Freelancer, there were two siblings. One older brother and One little sister.
