Canada: Alright Kiddos-
Quebec: Don't call me that ever again or I will slit your throat you dirty Englishman
Manitoba: Great start Quebec
Quebec: Nobody asked you Manitoba
Canada: Anyways so- 👏. I need you all to answer honestly of how you think of well.. me :).
Quebec: Stupid,Jerk, should go jump off a bridge
Ontario: Nice and Compassionate
Manitoba: Fine
Saskatchewan: Caring about your stupidity isn't my job- I already deal with Alberta
Alberta: HEY! TAKE THAT BACK YOU STUPID FLOWER HEAD
Saskatchewan: MAKE ME YOU COWBOY WANNABE
Canada: Children settle down I only brought you here for 2 minutes and you guys are already fighting! Now Alby it's your turn.
Alberta: Al' not Alby! Same as Sask. I already have her lazy butt to take care of.
Saskatchewan: I'm sorry, were you just farming in the blazing sun?
Alberta: Shut up, you don't even have a hockey team.
Saskatchewan: Saskatoon is big enough for one!
B.C: Whaaaaat are we talking about again? Yoooou? Uh your... fine.. yeah that's the word.
Yukon: C'mon we're you even paying attention?
Ontario: Sorry girl, if you didn't read the sign this is province only!
Yukon: Oh c'monnn, You all suck
Canada: What about you Marintines?
Nova: Ok
Newfoundland and Labrador: Ok
New Brunswick: Alright
PEI: I think-
All other provinces: NOBODY ASKED YOU PRINCY!
PEI: You all are the worst
Canada: And I wonder why I still host these meetings
(Meanwhile in DC)
D.C: C'mon guys, it's just a few questions
Cali: I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT UNTIL TEXAS TAKES THAT BACK
Texas: YOU CANT TAKE BACK A FACT SOFTIE
Cali: IM GOING TO BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND CALGARY STAMPEDE WANNABE
Texas: *Gasp*
Florida: Heh- Imma go start a fire
D.C: DONT DO THAT
Florida: Whaaaaaat C'mon... why does Canada get more privileges than me!
New York: You can go die, and you can go die and you and definitely you.
Louisiana: You guys up for UNO?
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Canada: So tell me US, are your children as chaotic as mine?
US: *Meeting flashbacks intensify* Uhhhhhhhh how chaotic is fire starting
Canada: And you wonder why I don't come to any of your state meetings
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Province stories
RandomCanada may seem a simple nation but in actuality all 13 provinces and territories have very different personalities and in these one shots and slightly plot hun chapters you'll see how they clash. Like how they rob America, talk about their childhoo...
