BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
1:56 a.m.
y/n: why do men need glasses?!?
y/n: like what r u trying to see????
y/n: other men??????????
spencer: i was about to go to sleep when you knocked on my door...
spencer: i didn't have time to put my contacts in.
derek: y r u bothering this man at 2 a.m.?
y/n: cause i can't sleep so i'm bothering him.
emily: more like sleeping with him🤔
message deletedy/n: that too😇😇😇
message deletedspencer: yup i am actually taking her phone.
derek: she's gonna find a way to text.
spencer: guys it's y/n, i locked myself in his bathroom w his phone until he gives me my phone back 😇
derek: i knew it
spencer: literally derek shut up i js want my phone.
spencer: he's legit not ab to have a gf if he doesn't give it back
y/n: Y/N WE CAN TALK AB THIS COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM🙏
emily: HELP THE WAY THEY R TEXTING OFF THE OPPOSITE PHONE IS SENDING ME😭😭
spencer: he won't give me my phone back🙄
y/n: we can talk it out
spencer: fine but i'm getting my phone back either way🙄
jj: why do y'all text sm at night?
jj: like go to sleep
hotch; mhm i agree
emily: your literally laughing right next to me stfu
derek: DAYUM
derek: exposed
hotch: ily but ur getting extra paper work 😇
derek: HE TOLD U EM
emily: unless he was talking ab u 🥰
hotch: i'm about to talk about both of you if ya don't shut up.
emily: gn guys
y/n: i got my phone back🤪
y/n: GIVE BOTH OF THEM EXTRA PAPER WORK HOTCHY BOY
hotch: gts or you will also be getting extra🤪
y/n: y r u cranky
derek: cuz emily didn't give him any tn 🙄
hotch: yup that stack of paper work looks extra high atm
y/n: ur not at work???
derek: bro has eyes everywhere 😾
jj: GO TO FUCKING SLEEP PLEASE GUYS
8:49 a.m.
derek: well..
y/n: hotch why
emily: i thought you loved me
spencer: i didn't even do anything :(
y/n: u stole my phone don't even.
hotch: and he should've kept it
y/n: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CRANKY TDY
emily: it's probably cuz jack loves sergio more than him 😖😖
derek: damn boss man mad over a cat
spencer: i can relate hotch it's okay
y/n: js bc mrs bubbles doesn't like u yet doesn't mean u have to tell everyone 🙄
derek: HELP MRS BUBBLES???
jj: she's the sweetest why doesn't he like spencer?
y/n; i think she's afraid of men lowk
emily: maybe cuz she hears y'all banging 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
hotch: emily...
hotch: put your phone on my desk and come get more paper work-
y/n: :\
spencer: ...
rossi; anyone want some pasta? i brought some for lunch!!
derek: it's almost 9:00 not even lunch time yet
y/n: idc i'm on my way to ur office like actually i'm running
jj: SHE JUST FELL GOING UP THE STAIRS
emily: THE WAY SPENCER RAN OVER TO CHECK IF SHE WAS OKAY AND TO HELP HER UP WAS TOO SWEET OMG
derek: i think i pissed myself a little bc i was laughing to hard
garcia: oh...
garcia: aren't rejd and y/n the cutest
y/n: yea we r🤞
y/n: but like that really hurted
derek: no one asked
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!