BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: someone order me a lobotomy 😾😾
hotch: someone order you therapy 😇😇😇
y/n: i'm alr in therapy 😋
derek: oh we know🙄
derek: it's obviously not working..
y/n: is too😐
y/n: i've wrote in my journal every single day since i joined 🙄
emily: do not read it.
emily: i'm traumatized from reading it 🥲
jj:^
garcia: me too em me too
derek: WOAH what does she write in it🤔
jj: you don't want to know
y/n: she told me to write about my days and what i loved about them so that's what i do-
y/n: i didn't know y'all were going to read it tf
jj: very true
garcia: it was cute and i opened it and it was totally my fault
y/n: no bby it's okay
emily: no it's not i'm traumatized
jj: ur the one that kept wanting to read it don't even
emily: I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'D GO INTO DETAIL😭😭
y/n: that's fr what y'all get for reading it.
derek: GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT?!???
y/n: everything😈😈
derek:
jj:HELP😭
emily: very true ig
spencer; hey hey don't call my gf a whore
jj: protective bf core🤪
y/n: ...anyways...
emily: i want a roommate 😾
y/n: I VOLUNTEER 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
hotch: NO ME 😠
y/n: u have a kid and i don't shut up 🙄🙄
emily: sorry aaron u do have a kid 😔
emily: i'll come over tho😼
y/n: AYE NEW ROOMIE🤪
y/n: mrs bubbles and sergio r gonna have sm fun tg😼😼😼
thirty minutes later..
y/n: someone actually order me a lobotomy
YOU ARE READING
BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!