how i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters)
- y/n x spencer
-she/her pronouns
-will n jj r tg in this
-hotch x emily
-derek x penelope
-ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
y/n: YK JS HYPOTHETICALLY WHAT IF I WAS ON A WALK AND FOUND A REALLY CUTE CAT WITH NO OWNER AND TOOK IT HOME? JS HYPOTHETICALLY
spencer: you brought another cat home?
y/n: no..it's just hypothetical babe
spencer: ..
y/n: OKAY FINE I BROUGHT HOME ANOTHER CAT BUT ITS ORANGE AND WE CAN CALL IT PUMPKIN AND WE CAN TAKW REALLY CUTE FALL PICTURES WITH ALL OF OUR CATS ANF HANG THEM UP PLEASE LET ME KEEP HER BABY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
spencer: of course you can keep it i wanted to see what you said :)
y/n: OMG THANK U SM BABY YOUR LITERALLY GETTING EXTRA KISSES WHEN U GET HOME
y/n: also why are you up?
spencer: different time zones it's 10:35 in las vegas right now.
y/n: ohh
derek: one y/n your fucking stupid two your gonna turn into a crazy cat lady
y/n:
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y/n: i do not care
y/n: i have three children now mrs bubbles , edgar and pumpkin
garcia: OMG I HAVE TO SEE THE KITTYS SOON
y/n: YES LITERALLY COME OVER TMR
y/n: OH MY GOD WHAT IF WE HAVE A GIRLS DAY?????
emily: I HEARD GIRLS DAY AND I RAN TO THE GC WHEN WHERE AND WHAT TIME????
jj: ^
y/n: OOO GET UP EARLY AND GET READY THEN WE ALL GO SHOPPING AND COME BACK HERE AND DRINK AND PLAY GAMES AND THE GOOD STUFF
garcia: YES THAT SOUNFS SO FUN
derek: don't spend all your money ladies
derek: you still have to pay bills
y/n: we literally won't spend all of our money
y/n: i'm a pretty good money person
spencer: how many packages showed up to our house the other day?
y/n: that's different those were for our house
y/n: and some for henry...and the cats..and me..and some for you..okay nvm i'm not a good money person
jj: y/n please stop getting henry stuff he has to much
y/n: i'm sorry i'll stop i promise
spencer: okay now go clear your amazon cart of the things you were going to get him..
y/n: no i'll get jack those they are to cute to not buy
hotch: your getting jack stuff?
y/n: if i send them to you and you say yea then yes
emily: why is she buying stuff for the kids but not for us
y/n: bc i want a kid really bad mf🙄🙄
y/n: js not rn
y/n; these crickets are getting on my nerves
y/n: i'm gonna go shoot them
spencer: don't do that your going to scare our neighbors again they already don't like us
y/n: those old pricks can die
emily: and why do they not like y'all??
y/n: bc of the BLM and the LGBTQ+ signs i have by our drive way
y/n: they actually tried to throw them away
spencer: and one time they were outside and we had just gotten home from the bar so y/n was a little drunk and made a really loud old people joke and it offended them so bright and early at 6:40 a.m the next day they were banging on our door threatening to call the police about "hate speech" and we both showed them our badges
