BAU HOTTIES 🥵🥵🥵
y/n:
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y/n: @derek
derek: okay i stole one cookie i'm sorry
y/n: and i want my cookie back.
derek: i ate it alr there is no getting it back
y/n: your a cunt for that idc
derek: i'll make you a batch of cookies
y/n: no
y/n: i want MY cookie back
jj: derek give her something that will make her happy since you ate the cookie.
derek: what tf am i supposed to give her
spencer: chocolate!!!
spencer: i actually have some stuff in my desk that i got just for you y/n!!
spencer: i know how you get when someone steals your stuff
y/n: OMG
y/n: thank you spence:)!
spencer: your welcome!!
derek: so he gets the nice attitude?
y/n: you stole MY cookie.
y/n: i'm not forgiving you until you give me MY cookie back
y/n: you didn't even ask you stole it off my desk.
y/n: that's why i'm mad.
y/n: you didn't ask if you would've asked then i would've happily gave it to you.
emily: no she wouldn't
emily: she doesn't share food w anyone
y/n: lie
y/n: i share it w spencer
emily: okay well he doesn't count
emily: he's ur bf ur obvi gonna share food w him
y/n: mmmm no i didn't share food w my past bfs
jj: ACTUALLY??😭😭😭
y/n: bro yes i didn't share anything w them💀
y/n: i never fully kissed them
y/n: i was afraid they had stds
jj: how did u lose ur card if u were scared they had stds
emily: idk but she's vv sure that spencer doesn't have any...
spencer: EMILY
y/n: [replying to:how did u lose ur card if u were scared they had stds] one of their bsfs😇😇
jj: OH
3 hours later
y/n:
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@derek
derek: BRO
derek: STOP BULLYING ME
y/n: no you ate my cookie.
derek: I BOUGHT YOU THREE COFFEES
y/n: not enough.
emily: i love her little grudges over little things
y/n: IT WAS MY LAST COOKIE.
y/n: i was saving it for lunch and was trying to get my desk situated:((
emily: BRO I'D BE MAD TOO TF
emily: i'm officially mad at derek now
y/n: 🤪🤪🤪
derek: WTF
emily: give her the cookie.
derek: OMFG LET ME GO BUY YALL COOKIES NOW🙄
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
