BAU gc - criminal minds -

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BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵

3:33

y/n:

jj: WHAT

y/n: I DID NOT SEND THAT TF😭

jj: THEN WHO DID?

y/n: IDK BUT I DONT EVEN HAVW THAT PICTURE IN MY CAMREA ROLL😧

derek: [replying to: image] me

y/n: oh!!!

jj: okay!!!!

y/n: so glad it's saturday

y/n: spence is taking me to get my nails done🤪

jj: omg no way

jj: what r u getting

y/n: idk yet

y/n: i'll figure it out later

y/n: in the mean time i'm going to play the sims🤪

emily: she made her and spencer in the sims and forced them to get married and have kids

y/n: STOP EXPOSING ME EMILY

garcia: I DO THAT TOO Y/N ITS OKAY

y/n: it's normal🤪🤪

1:15 p.m.

y/n:

y/n: isn't he the cutest 🥰🥰🥰

emily: no

y/n: stfu

y/n: i think he's the cutest

jj: this bitch would jump off the eiffel tower if he asked her to

y/n: yes i would😻

derek: it's okay tho cuz he would do the same for her

spencer: i would

y/n: :)

derek: bro i remember when emily called rossi dad one time and ran away

y/n: THAT SHIT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

emily: STOP😭😭

derek: i bet she calls hotch daddy in bed

y/n: derek morgan i know you did not

emily: DEREK 😧😧

spencer: woah..

hotch: ...

y/n: okay but why are they not denying it🌝

emily: I DO NOT CALL HIM THAT

derek: mhm okay

y/n: u only said something after i pointed it out..

emily: yeah cause i didn't think we'd have to deny it😭

derek: nah she definitely says it

emily: do you call penny mommy?

emily: does she call you daddy?

derek: NAH

derek: that's nasty

garcia: ^

emily: does y/n call spencer daddy?

y/n: ew no

emily: does spencer call you mommy?

derek: actually i want to know this

jj: same

emily: actually tho

garcia; she isn't texting back???

derek: does that mean...

emily: he calls her mommy...

spencer: NO I DO NOT.

y/n: NO HE DOES NOT.

y/n: i was grabbing coffee for us

spencer: she is making me try starbucks

y/n: i realized that he only drinks coffee from tiny cafes so i made him go to starbucks😇😇😇

emily: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT

derek: pretty boy so obviously calls her mommy

y/n: no he does not.

jj: L I E.

y/n: THAT IS LITERALLY NOT A LIE????

emily: bitch please we are literally profilers 🙄🙄

derek: exactly learn how to lie better.

spencer: she's not lying though

y/n: see guys take it from the man himself

emily: THE MAN HIMSELF???

derek: HE LITERALLY CALLS U MOMMY TF😭

y/n: THIS IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

jj: TELL US THE TRUTH.

y/n: FINE

y/n: HE DOES

y/n: NOT CALL ME MOMMY

emily: okay wait she got me there for a second

derek: ong😭😭

jj: frr

hotch: what is going on?

emily: we are trying to figure out if reid calls y/n mommy in bed

hotch: oh

hotch: he definitely does no doubt

emily: IF AARON SAID IT THEN ITS REAL

hotch: do you no see the major mommy issues he has🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

jj: HELP 😭😭

y/n: guys js bc he has mommy issues doesn't mean he calls me that in bed😭😭

emily: SHE CANT EVEN SAY IT.

derek: Y/N GETS CALLED MOMMY IN BED.

derek: HAHAHAHAHA

emily: DOES THAT MEAN SHE HAS A MOMMY KINK??????

emily: i think i js threw up...

derek: WHAT THE HELL‼️‼️‼️

y/n: GUYS I DO NOT HAVE A MOMMY KINK AND SPENCER DOES NOT CALL ME MOMMY.

y/n: END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION.

emily: okay mommy