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11:30 a.m.

y/n: jj im sorry babe but i want to swim so respectfully hurry🤪

jj: henry wouldn't get out of bed sorry!

jj: we are about to pull up tho.

derek: em and y/n are alr drinking.

derek: fucking alcoholics.

y/n: IT WAS ONE SHOT CALM DOWN.

emily: we r still trying to swim over here🙄🙄

garcia: i think henry running straight to spencer and y/n was so cute. so fricken cute.

derek: i think i shed a tear honestly.

garcia: what? why?

derek: cause i'm not his favorite uncle

emily: it's okay cuz i'm not his favorite aunt 😔

y/n: GET WRECKED 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😭🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😼😼😼😼😼😼😼💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

1:41 p.m.

hotch: stop pushing each other in.

hotch: you could seriously get hurt and i don't want any of the kids to get hurt.

hotch: i can see you from the dock.

y/n: there not going to get hurt i'm keeping an eye on them🙄😐

hotch: mhm sure..

hotch: i'm not gonna cook you guys steaks if you don't stop.

y/n: WAIT BOSSMAN NO WE WILL STOP😾😾😾😾😾😾😾

3:10 p.m.

garcia: y/n is gonna be the best mom ever

emily: okay i actually agree with this statement

hotch: why do you think that?

hotch: she held a grudge against a 4 year old for hitting her.

garcia: she let that grudge go and now is one of the best aunts ever.

jj: i agree her and spencer swimming around with henry is so cute🥹

derek: lover girl and pretty boy are actually going to be the best parents ever.

emily: y/n won't be no fun then😾

emily: kids change people 🙄

jj: em don't start.

derek: woah woah woah. did we miss something here?

jj: no you didn't.

6:56 p.m.

spencer; y/n is a little more than tipsy so uh be prepared..

hotch: same with emily and garcia

derek: i'll handle pg if she needs help

y/n: derek so obvi likes u penny
message deleted

garcia: Y/N WRONG GC.

emily: never letting this bitch have her phone in the bathroom while she drunk again🙄🙄

y/n: i still rsmembered how to delete it before ahmuone else saw😤

derek: what was that??

garcia: nothing D

garcia: coke dance with me

derek: On my way!🤪

spencer: is y/n still in the bathroom?

spencer: she's been gone for a long time

y/n: i'm okay hon i'm getting water

emily: finally i never see you drink water

y/n: stfu hoe

12:30 a.m.

y/n: aomeone pls hekp

emily: we r stuck on da roof

derek: what the actual fuck.

y/n: im scafed of hights

emily: ne tow guys plase help

hotch: rossi someone is singing taylor swift from your roof...

hotch: can you guess who it is

emily: [one video attached]

y/n: speak now ot forever hold ue peacw

garcia: i want on the roof with you it seems fun😮

y/n: climb babes climb

derek: baby girl don't listen

garcia: >:( why

derek: you could fall and die

y/n: nah irs fun to climb bhr i'm still scared

rossi; i'm getting my latter ladies stay put

y/n: that was scary whee is mu bf

derek: literally turn around dumbass.

derek: he's right behind u.

y/n: thx bud

3:30 a.m.

y/n: spencer has a big butt

spencer: i'm going to take your phone off you don't go to sleep.

y/n: :/

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