BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
11:30 a.m.
y/n: jj im sorry babe but i want to swim so respectfully hurry🤪
jj: henry wouldn't get out of bed sorry!
jj: we are about to pull up tho.
derek: em and y/n are alr drinking.
derek: fucking alcoholics.
y/n: IT WAS ONE SHOT CALM DOWN.
emily: we r still trying to swim over here🙄🙄
garcia: i think henry running straight to spencer and y/n was so cute. so fricken cute.
derek: i think i shed a tear honestly.
garcia: what? why?
derek: cause i'm not his favorite uncle
emily: it's okay cuz i'm not his favorite aunt 😔
y/n: GET WRECKED 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😭🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😼😼😼😼😼😼😼💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️
1:41 p.m.
hotch: stop pushing each other in.
hotch: you could seriously get hurt and i don't want any of the kids to get hurt.
hotch: i can see you from the dock.
y/n: there not going to get hurt i'm keeping an eye on them🙄😐
hotch: mhm sure..
hotch: i'm not gonna cook you guys steaks if you don't stop.
y/n: WAIT BOSSMAN NO WE WILL STOP😾😾😾😾😾😾😾
3:10 p.m.
garcia: y/n is gonna be the best mom ever
emily: okay i actually agree with this statement
hotch: why do you think that?
hotch: she held a grudge against a 4 year old for hitting her.
garcia: she let that grudge go and now is one of the best aunts ever.
jj: i agree her and spencer swimming around with henry is so cute🥹
derek: lover girl and pretty boy are actually going to be the best parents ever.
emily: y/n won't be no fun then😾
emily: kids change people 🙄
jj: em don't start.
derek: woah woah woah. did we miss something here?
jj: no you didn't.
6:56 p.m.
spencer; y/n is a little more than tipsy so uh be prepared..
hotch: same with emily and garcia
derek: i'll handle pg if she needs help
y/n: derek so obvi likes u penny
message deletedgarcia: Y/N WRONG GC.
emily: never letting this bitch have her phone in the bathroom while she drunk again🙄🙄
y/n: i still rsmembered how to delete it before ahmuone else saw😤
derek: what was that??
garcia: nothing D
garcia: coke dance with me
derek: On my way!🤪
spencer: is y/n still in the bathroom?
spencer: she's been gone for a long time
y/n: i'm okay hon i'm getting water
emily: finally i never see you drink water
y/n: stfu hoe
12:30 a.m.
y/n: aomeone pls hekp
emily: we r stuck on da roof
derek: what the actual fuck.
y/n: im scafed of hights
emily: ne tow guys plase help
hotch: rossi someone is singing taylor swift from your roof...
hotch: can you guess who it is
emily: [one video attached]
y/n: speak now ot forever hold ue peacw
garcia: i want on the roof with you it seems fun😮
y/n: climb babes climb
derek: baby girl don't listen
garcia: >:( why
derek: you could fall and die
y/n: nah irs fun to climb bhr i'm still scared
rossi; i'm getting my latter ladies stay put
y/n: that was scary whee is mu bf
derek: literally turn around dumbass.
derek: he's right behind u.
y/n: thx bud
3:30 a.m.
y/n: spencer has a big butt
spencer: i'm going to take your phone off you don't go to sleep.
y/n: :/
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Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!