BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
spencer:
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derek: that's a lot pretty boy
y/n: THATS MY BF YALL🤪🤪🤪🤪
y/n: isn't he so😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
derek: very 😼
derek: i'd smash tbh
y/n: real
y/n: btw i'll be over there soon honey
spencer: okay! i have the stuff!!
derek: what are y'all doing?
y/n: a photo shoot
y/n: #imaphotographer
emily; dude her pics r actually so good
y/n: thank you thank you
derek: never seen any
emily: you've never been in her room before?
emily: she has a lot of her pics hung up
derek: no i'm terrified to go in there...
y/n; WHY!?
derek: idk what you've done in there🙄🙄🙄
y/n: bitch pls
y/n: i cry in there
y/n: every single night
hotch: are you okay...?
y/n: no🥰
hotch: me and jack are coming over emily
y/n: if he needs a nap tell him he can sleep in my room just tell him not to turn over the top pillow on the left side:)
emily: idk if he should sleep in there...
hotch: why??
y/n: there's stains on it
emily: FROM WHAT???????
y/n: mascara
derek: HELP😭
y/n: no
jj: y/n if you ever need to talk i'm available-
y/n: guys i talk to my therapist ab my mental illnesses i don't need y'all
derek: i fucking knew u were crazy🙄🙄
y/n: watch what you say derek morgan.
y/n: i'm gonna throw knifes at your house
hotch: ?
derek: why is she so angry?
emily: she hasn't had coffee or anything to eat today
spencer: i ordered some pizza..
y/n: NO WAY IM SPEEDING IVER THERE RN BABE😻😻😻😻😻😻
emily: wait i want some
y/n: stay away🤺🤺
hotch: emmy me and dad are bring you some food-jack
emily: thank you!!
y/n: that's so cute🥹
y/n: i like how he calls u emmy
derek: "and the emmy goes to....."
y/n: stfu
derek: stop texting and driving
y/n: i'm actually using the voice thing so stfu
derek: stop talking and driving
y/n: derek istg i have knifes in my trunk...
derek: HOTCH SHES THREATENING ME????
hotch: no she's not man up
y/n: HAHA
emily: that was definitely jack 😭😭
hotch: no it wasn't
emily: OH
3 hours later
y/n: YALL SPENCER GOT SOAP IN HIS EYE AND IM FUCKING DYING
y/n: IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO PISS MY OANTS
y/n: HELP HES YELLING
emily: help him maybe?????
derek: how did he get soap in his eye😭😭
y/n: he's washing his face off😭😭😭😭
derek: 🤨🤨🙂🤨🤨🤨
y/n: i put makeup on him🙄
y/n: i just thought i'd tell you that
y/n: i thought it was funny
derek: yk what else is funny?
y/n: what..
derek: me fucking ur mom
y/n: jokes on u my mom disowned me🤪
y/n: so i do not give a fuck
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
