BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
1:37 A.M.
y/n: GUYS I WANT TO MAKE A FUCKING CAKE BUT I DONT HAVW THE STUFF.
y/n: IM GOING TO JUMP OUT OF MY WINDOW
derek: over a cake?
y/n: YES OVER A CAKE I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GO GET THE STUFF BUT I HAVENT YET AND IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY BC I WANT A CAKE
derek: yk the target is open 24 hrs right?
y/n: ACTUALLY??????
derek: yea
emily: THANK YOU FOR TELLING HER THAG SHE LITERALLY STARTED CRYING
y/n: I CANT HWLP IT
y/n: I REALLY WANTED A CHOCOLATE CAKE:(
3:42 A.M.
y/n: GUYS I MADE MY CAKE!!!!!
garcia: yummy!!
garcia: does it taste good
y/n: it tastes fucking delicious
y/n: i look like i just ate ass tho
derek: WHAT?
derek: spencer bud you got some explaining to do...
y/n: EW I WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY EAT SOMEONES ASS
y/n: also spencer is asleep
emily: HELP I WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET WATER AND Y/N LOOKS LIKE SHE ATE DOOKIE AND SMEARED IT ALL OVER HER FACE 😭😭😭
y/n: i was munching y'all😾
hotch; please go to sleep
y/n: i was actually ab to wash my face to go to sleep 🤪
emily: clean ur fucking mess up
y/n: i will befote i leave tmr
y/n: i promise
emily: she will say she never said that so everyone remember that
y/n: no one remember that
8:30 a.m.
y/n: guys i brought everyone coffee but this fucker decided to take it away from me so i punched him:)
garcia: SLAY BESTIE BOO
derek: did you get the coffee
y/n: no he threw it
derek: aw man😔
y/n: i did bring donuts though
emily: ACTUALLY
y/n: YEA
y/n: i have two boxes
y/n: i was going to bring the coffee up first but yk
y/n: don't eat spencer's donuts
y/n: i got him a lot
y/n: other than that have what ever u want
derek: DAMN PRETTY BOY HAS A WHOLE BOX OF DONUTS????
y/n: actually those are half his and half mine🙄🙄
y/n: there's a difference between sprinkles and no sprinkles
emily: DAMN HOW MANY DONUTS DO YALL NEED?????
y/n: i was really hungry when i was ordering them and i just got that many😭😭😭
derek: GOD DAMN
derek: fat mfs
y/n: we know🤪
30 minutes later
spencer: i think i'm about to throw up
y/n: i think i ate to much
y/n: i'm going to explode
spencer: me too
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
