BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
3:31 a.m.
spencer: can i please come over to someone's house?
derek: what happened?
spencer: y/n is screaming taylor swift and i cannot sleep
emily: yeah...get use to it...
y/n: TAKE THE WORDS FOR WHAT YHEY ARE A DWINDLING MERCURIAL HIGH A DRUG THAT ONLY WORKED THE FIRST FEW HUNDRED TIMES
y/n; js get up and scream it w me fr
emily: don't do it
y/n: yes do it
y/n: we can dance
derek: dude don't do it
derek; go sleep outside or some shit
y/n: no spencer don't do that
y/n: come dance w me
derek: i can alr tell he walked his tired ass out of bed and danced w her
emily; yeah no he def did
emily; personally i would never
emily: that's js them
derek: i think they will forever be in the cringy couple part
emily: same and it pains me to see
y/n: js bc y'all don't express your love in the same way as us doesn't mean y'all can hate 🙄🙄
y/n: and yes we did very much dance to a different song after illicit affairs ended🙄
derek: we r not hating but we'd definitely like to hear something other than lovey dovey shit come out of your mouth when your talking to spencer
y/n; what do you want me to say then?
y/n: "bitch let me punch you so hard you pass out and never wake up again"
y/n; is that what you want me to say?
derek; yes
emily: i would love to hear that not be directed towards me or derek
y/n; your fucking haters
garcia: guys you don't have to change for them!! i actually think that you should never change!
y/n: thank you pen
y/n: ik we prob woke u up so we will be quiet
garcia: thank you!!!
derek: why does bbg get the nice attitude
y/n: bc ur hating on my relationship bitch
y/n: now stfu before i pour hot coffee on you tmr
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!