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3:31 a.m.

spencer: can i please come over to someone's house?

derek: what happened?

spencer: y/n is screaming taylor swift and i cannot sleep

emily: yeah...get use to it...

y/n: TAKE THE WORDS FOR WHAT YHEY ARE A DWINDLING MERCURIAL HIGH A DRUG THAT ONLY WORKED THE FIRST FEW HUNDRED TIMES

y/n; js get up and scream it w me fr

emily: don't do it

y/n: yes do it

y/n: we can dance

derek: dude don't do it

derek; go sleep outside or some shit

y/n: no spencer don't do that

y/n: come dance w me

derek: i can alr tell he walked his tired ass out of bed and danced w her

emily; yeah no he def did

emily; personally i would never

emily: that's js them

derek: i think they will forever be in the cringy couple part

emily: same and it pains me to see

y/n: js bc y'all don't express your love in the same way as us doesn't mean y'all can hate 🙄🙄

y/n: and yes we did very much dance to a different song after illicit affairs ended🙄

derek: we r not hating but we'd definitely like to hear something other than lovey dovey shit come out of your mouth when your talking to spencer

y/n; what do you want me to say then?

y/n: "bitch let me punch you so hard you pass out and never wake up again"

y/n; is that what you want me to say?

derek; yes

emily: i would love to hear that not be directed towards me or derek

y/n; your fucking haters

garcia: guys you don't have to change for them!! i actually think that you should never change!

y/n: thank you pen

y/n: ik we prob woke u up so we will be quiet

garcia: thank you!!!

derek: why does bbg get the nice attitude

y/n: bc ur hating on my relationship bitch

y/n: now stfu before i pour hot coffee on you tmr

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