how i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters)
- y/n x spencer
-she/her pronouns
-will n jj r tg in this
-hotch x emily
-derek x penelope
-ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
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y/n: this is what happens when i'm in pennys room to long
derek: is there a party i didn't know about⁉️
y/n: no i was stopping by to give her something🙄
derek: why wasn't i invited 😾
y/n: cuz u weren't invited don't start w me morgan i'm trying to enjoy my saturday w my bf.
derek: if i can't enjoy a saturday w my gf then u can't enjoy a saturday w ur bf
y/n: since when did u have a gf???
derek: since three weeks ago?
derek: wait did i forget to tell y'all?
emily: NAH BRO
emily: no one listen to him he doesn't have a gf
spencer: stop taking pictures of me when i'm sleeping it's weird >:(
y/n: i'm sorry i just look so baby while u sleep i can't hold back
garcia: [replying to: derek: is there a party i didn't know about⁉️] no but i'm always free for you:)))
derek: omw to pick u up rn
garcia: ooo! where are we going??
derek: ice cream😊
y/n: why is derek so lover boy rn 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
y/n: nuh uh if u break my baby's heart ur going to get chopped up into thirty little pieces then diced and thrown into a pan to cook then put on some white rice with some soy sauce and Sriracha then get fed to everyone.
derek: oh..
derek: but who said i was dating pen?
y/n: i put the clues tg..
y/n: penny stopped talking to kevin and every other guy (besides the team guys) about a month ago and stopped talking ab them and never told me if she is seeing anyone new then your acting all lovey around her and it isn't playful anymore it's actual genuine love from you and do we ever see that? absolutely not.. so i say ur dating penny and you two are going out on a date.
garcia: i love when my other bae figures out things 🙈🙈
derek: damn she's good
y/n: AM I RIGHT??????????
emily: DAYUM BGG IS GOOD AT HER JOB🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
derek: i hate to admit y/n is right but she finally is
garcia: O EM GEE
garcia: I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I COULD HOLD IT IN...
spencer: congrats guys!!
y/n: OH
y/n: MY
y/n: GOD
spencer: what?
spencer: i dropped you off a couple minutes ago are you okay? did something go wrong? are you locked out of your apartment again?
y/n: no baby i'm fine
spencer: then what??
y/n: WE CAN GO ON TRIPLE DATES!!!!!!!
y/n: me you, emily hotch, derek and penny!!!!!!!!
y/n: and jj and will if they want to join but personally i can't hear what will is saying and they never want to go out
garcia: OOOO EMMM GEEEEEEEEEE
garcia: TMR WE SHOULD GO TO BRUNCH TG!!!!
y/n: OMG YES ME U N EM CAN ALL DRINK MIMOSAS WHILE R BOYFRIENDS J SIT THERE ANE LOOK PRETTY
