BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: hey guys
emily: hey mommy
y/n: emily istg
emily: what?
emily: do you get turned on by it?
y/n: no now stop calling me mommy is fucking weird.
rossi: what do you need y/n?
y/n: uhm so i kinda like crashed my car...
spencer: WHAT?
spencer: are you okay? are you at the hospital?
y/n: uh im the ambulance rn and i am definitely not okay
spencer: what hospital are you going to?
y/n: i have no clue
garcia: i'll find out what hospital she's going to!!
hotch: y/n what happened?
y/n: uh so i was driving and this car literally came out of no where and crashed into me
hotch: were you on your phone?
y/n: no it was in my passengers seat
hotch: okay we are all on our way to the hospital
y/n: ok
y/n: the person in the ambulance is mean:(
emily: what are they doing?
y/n: i'm trying to text spencer and y'all at the same time but she keeps trying to take my phone away like i'm literally okay
spencer: you are not okay put your phone down and let her help you.
y/n: fine
derek: she listens to her daddy🤪🤪😈😈😼😼😝😝🥹🥹
y/n: derek i am literally going to die bc of u
y/n: i'm done w u and emily🙄🙄
y/n: ur ab to get blocked
emily: man😔
y/n: they put me in a room yall🤪
derek: you need to be put in a insane asylum
y/n: ik but i'm talking about a hospital room whore
spencer: what room baby?
y/n: 444
spencer: i'm on my way!
y/n: bet 😜
garcia: i'll be there later in getting you a basket of snacks cause hospital food sucks
spencer: there jello is amazing though
y/n; i love when they give me olives🤤
spencer: olives are gross🤢
garcia: THE OLIVE THEORY OMG
jj: TRUE LOVE OMFG
spencer: what's the olive theory?
garcia: the olive theory is when one person in the relationship loves olives and the other hates them and always give them their olives!
spencer: ohh
emily: what if both people like olives..
garcia: both are true love! well depends who your with..
garcia: but true love either way
y/n: i literally don't know why i'm in here i'm fine
spencer: you have multiple injuries i promise you have a reason to be in here.
y/n: they're not serious though
spencer: yes they are
y/n: i don't like hospital and i really want to leave
spencer: i know but you'll be out of here soon
y/n: i have the shivers it's cold
garcia: i bought you extra blankets!!
y/n: pen i'm not gonna be in here for long
y/n: spencer is getting me ice 😈😈😈
garcia: i'm on my way up with derek emily and jj!!
y/n: okay!
emily: looking at them and seeing how in love they are kinda disgusts me
derek: actually they are really lovey dovey
garcia: it's so cute
jj: only you'd think that
emily: fr
garcia: i can't help that i love love
garcia: love is great especially what they have
y/n: can y'all like say this out loud?
y/n: we are all in the same room
emily: we didn't want to interrupt ur conversation with spencer
emily; also why is he leaving
y/n: he's getting me a sweater 😜
y/n: i'm actually so cold rn
emily; dude it's hot asf in here how 😭
derek: nah it's cold emily what r u on
y/n: hotchs dick
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derek: HAHA TRUE
emily: :|
y/n: she knows it's true
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Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
