BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
emily:
emily: y/n and reid
y/n: hey now...
spencer: that's..
derek: BRU THEY KNOW ITS TRUE
y/n: guys please go back to work😇😇😇
emily: BRO
2 hours later
y/n:
spencer: you already have bit me :/
derek: WHAT?
spencer: on my arm
spencer: i have a scar..
y/n: i'll always be with you no matter what;)))
derek: what😧
emily: penny doesn't bite you??
derek: NO!?
hotch: i have multiple scars from emily
y/n: it's normal fr 🤪
y/n: you'll be getting more soon reid😈
emily: i've never heard her call him reid
derek: fr kinda scary
spencer: i'm scared..
spencer: she usually only calls me reid when she's mad at me.
derek: oh
emily: maybe she's sexually mad 😧
derek: EMILY😭
y/n: EM NO
y/n: i will never call spencer that again cause it felt weird even over text..😭
two hours later
emily: WHO IS PLAYING OR NAH IN THE BULLPEN-
y/n: IDK BUT PLEASE TURN IT OFF😭😭
derek: it's a good song?
emily: NAH WHY IS REID SO RED?????
jj: WHO TF IS PLAYING THAT?????
hotch: if it's someone in here please turn it off.
emily; the way spencer and y/n are eying each other.....
derek: pretty boy is ab to fight the guy that is talking to y/n
emily: he really is
y/n: hotchner pls let me go home...
y/n: i'm uncomfy
hotch: why?
emily: some guy brought her her fav flowers and chocolate...
y/n: HOW DID HE KNOW BRO?!
y/n: only y'all know this...
y/n: he gave me a little card too-
y/n: "y/n i hope you would mind joining me for dinner tonight" then gave me his address..
y/n: i'm like really scared but i can feel him watching me bro
hotch: just throw it away and say you have a boyfriend he could possibly drugged the chocolates
y/n: are you sure? what if he goes like crazy on me
derek: we are pulling our guns out
y/n: okay okay i'm getting up
hotch: me and dave are walking out of my office to make sure your okay
derek: the way spencer got up as soon as he got up
emily: wait is that the girl that u threw that paper airplane at the other day derek???
derek: yes..
derek: NUH UH SHE JUST GRABBED SPENCER
y/n: someone help me
y/n: i'm ab to beat both of there asses up..
derek: I WILL HELP
jj: i'll record
emily: LETS BEAT THEM UP
hotch: guys..
hotch: this isn't a good idea-
rossi: leave them alone aaron they will figure it out
garcia: DID Y/N JUST PULL OUT SOME OF THAT GIRLS HAIR?????
jj: she has a new keepsake 😇😇😇
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!