BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
emily: after a long ass day of shopping y/n pulled out four bottles of cold ass wine😫😫😫
y/n: one for the each of us 😈😈
spencer: please don't break anything or go over to the neighbors house again-
y/n: trust i'll lock the door before we start drinking
y/n: idk how to unlock it drunk
emily: spencer how do i turn on the sound on the tv 😭
emily: y/n says she doesn't know how
derek: is she alr drunk😧😧
y/n: we were drinking as we were shopping so maybe🤫
derek: wth
3:39 a.m.
y/n: guys i miss spencer😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
derek: go to sleep
y/n: no🙄
jj: emily just ate ass
derek; WHAT??????!?
emily: i went down the stairs and ate dirt bro
derek: JJ JS SAID YOU ATE ASS?
emily: i ate my own ass😗
garcia: phone on the table now emilu
emily; yes ma'am
y/n: do y'all think it's ok to swim🙂
jj: NO ITS NOT EVERYONE TWLL HER NO
y/n: NI I WANNA SWIN GEVEYINE SAY UEAH
deeek: let her swim maybe she will drown and i can finally go to bed🤪🤪
y/n:
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garcia: THAT KITTY KINDA LOOKS LIKE PUMPKIN
y/n: OMG IT DOES
y/n: wait..where r my cats
emily: i attracted all of them and stole them and ate them
y/n: WHAT NO
jj: tell her it's a joke before she starts crying emily
emily: it was a joke y/n your cats are in the bathroom with me
y/n: DONT EAT THEM OLS
y/n: THEE MY BABAYS
derek: please learn how to spell
y/n:
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y/n: i'm going to kidnap you and bring you to space and have all my alien friends eat u if u don't stfu
derek: IS THAT A THREAT???
y/n: it's a promise :)
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
