BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: happy fourth of july mfs
derek:
jj: HSLP-emily: HAPPY 4TH GUYS
emily: MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
y/n: MY PRONOUNS R USA RAHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
derek: nah wtf😄
hotch: she had coffee and multiple energy drinks this morning.
rossi: party at my house!! i'm buying fireworks right now!
y/n: me and em are at ur house decorating like u told us to
spencer: is that why you woke up at the crack of dawn and made a whole pot and drank all of it? oh and had three energy drinks?
y/n: spence that was not supposed to be spoken
emily: WE GO HAED FOR THE FOURTH😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
y/n: MERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hotch: are kids aloud dave?
rossi: yes! bring everyone!
jj: henry will be so excited!
y/n: great the sticky ipad kid is coming😤
jj: y/n-
y/n: he tried to hit me last time i saw him😾
jj: you didn't tell me?
y/n: no
jj: i'll get him to apologize and to not do it again😤
emily: ur distracting y/n jj please stop we need to finish decorating 😼
garcia: oh i am going full red white and blue today baby.
derek: hey baby girl
garcia: hey D
derek: you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure
garcia: oh stop it chocolate thunder 🥴🥴
y/n: sometimes i wonder if they are actually dating.
spencer: ^
hotch: don't we all?
emily: what do y'all think rossi's tap water taste like?
garcia: pure gold.
derek: rusty metal
spencer: really expensive cologne
hotch: water
jj: i agree w garcia, pure gold.
y/n: IT INFACT DID NOT TASTE LIKE PIRE FOLD🤢
emily: IT TASTED LIKE RUSTY METAL
y/n: I THINK I JS THREW UP IN MY MOUTH ROSSI PLs GET BETTER TAP WATER.
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Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!