BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: uhm guys..
y/n: so yk how i was chasing the unsub
y/n: well...
spencer: are you okay? are you hurt?
y/n: he shot my leg🧍♀️
jj: GIRL-
jj: NEXT TIME CALL ONE OF US??
spencer: YES CALL US NEXT TIME.
y/n: i think that was the first time he's ever used caps
y/n: i'm scared tbh
derek: you just got shot and your scared of reid using all caps?
y/n: yes. honestly this alley way in comfy
hotch: me and reid are on our way don't move how much blood are you loosing?
hotch; have you called an ambulance
y/n: i knew i was forgetting something...
y/n: i'll call them rn
garcia: ive alr called them honeybun!!
y/n: thanks sugar momma 🤪
y/n: feeling a little woozy atm 🤭🤭🤭
y/n: i hear the red and blue lights don't play
derek; YOU HEAR THEM????
y/n: yes duh
emily: wth y/n
y/n: js so y'all know he did get away unfortunately
y/n: i hear ppl talking but idk who is
Spencer: get off your phone and listen to the paramedics
y/n: yeas sir 🫡🫡
garcia: i'm flying over to florida right now!!
garcia: i'll sit with y/n while the rest of you guys go catch this dude
y/n: he didn't even like hit me that hard guys he could've hit me in my chest
derek: he didn't hit you he shot you dumbass
y/n: that's what i meant🙄
2 hours later
garcia; y/n is out of surgery and she's in the room. flash the doctors your badge and they will let you in here:)
spencer: i will be there soon! is she awake?
garcia: no but they said she will wake up soon
derek: js put on some t-swizzle and she will wake up
emily: she will literally rise from her bed
jj; do y'all think she's gonna have to walk around on crutches 😭
emily: dude she will literally kill us if she has to have them
derek: istg if she does i'm taking them and running
derek: #shesnotgonnabeabletowalk🤭
emily: that is evil
jj: do it
garcia: guys she's awake!!
y/n: you little bitchss
y/n: and yes i'm gonna have to have crutches and yes i'm going to hit every single one of you with them.
y/n; i'm not letting you take them derek so take someone else's crutches 🙄🙄🙄
derek: idk wym i didn't say that?
emily:
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emily: how derek feels after that
derek: kys
y/n: hospital food tastes like dirty ass cheeks
derek: how do u know what dirty ass cheeks taste like??
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
