This may be disappointing to some bc it's kinda dumb I'm sorry I kept you in suspense for so long
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"Hey Neeks! Are you lightning? Cause you're ma queen!"
Nico's eyebrows furrowed. "I'm not a queen, I'm a king."
Will rolled his eyes. "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten-I-see!"
"I'm from Italy, Will," Nico said, confused.
"Well, is your last name Skywalker? Because you Luke so fine!"
"My last name is di Angelo, Will, why don't you know this?" Nico asked, clueless.
"Are you the sun? Because you're really hot!"
"You're the Apollo kid, not me. I'm the child of the darkness. What are you talking about?"
"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?"
"Will, I'm an immigrant!" Nico shouted, throwing his hands up.
"They're pickup lines, Nico!" Will yelled, with an incredulous look. How did Nico not get it?
"Pickup lines don't work on autistic people! I can't understand social cues, William!" Realization dawned on Will's face.
"Oh yeah...."
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solangelo oneshots
FanfictionI need requests and ideas! I wrote these (duh) Lots of a/ns there is some cursing there will be some TWs and stuff but yeah i'm not into writing/reading heavy smut so this is mainly slight angst (except the peeps get mad at any angst whatsoever) and...
