The last demon in the One Piece world

Chapter 21: Liar of Justice? Captain Usopp

We see a small and peaceful-looking village. There is silence and the birds are singing.

That silence is interrupted though by a boy in brown overalls running through the streets of the village yelling

?:" Terrible news, everyone! Pirates are attacking! Pirates! Pirates! Pirates are attacking! Run for your lives! Pirates! Run for your lives!"

At sea....

Nami:" It'd be reckless to gi straight into the Grand Line now!"

Zoro and Luffy turn and make a confused sound.

Luffy takes the eaten apple out of his mouth. "Yeah, some meat would be nice to have first. Eating nothing but fruit everyday is no good..."

Zoro:" Need some booze to...!"

Yushiro throws apples at both of them

Yushiro:" You guys really are morons! That's now what she means!

Nami:" At least somebody understands....*sigh* The Grand Line is the most dangerous place in the world! On top of that, it's crawling sith strong pirates after the One Piece! And they're all on powerful ships, of course!"

Luffy:" We need more people, too!"

Nami:" The number of crew members, tha lack of equipment on this ship.... There's no way we could survive like this!"

Luffy:" Yeah, we need a cook and a musician."

Zoro:" A musician? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

N/Y:" You're so stupid..."

Nami:" A little to the south of here is an island with people living on it. It'd be best if we can get a hold of a real ship there..."

Luffy" alright! Time to eat some meat!"

Zoro:" Don't forget the booze!"

N/Y:" You guys..."

Yushiro hits them both on the head

At the village....

The young boy is still running through the streets yelling

?:" Pirates are here! Pirates! Huff...Huff.. everyone run away! Pirates are here! Huff... Huff... Pirates! Huff.. Huf.... Huff.... Terrible news! Pi.....rates...."  he staggers a bit and stops to catch his breath

?:" The pirates.....Huff....Huff...."

He throws his hands into the air and smiles widely

?:".......are just a lie! HAHAHAHAHAH!"

His laughter is stopped by someone hitting the back of his head with a pan.

?:" Oww..."

A villager comes out of his window holding a broom

"You exaggeration-spewing kid! I'm gonna get you today for sure!"

Another villager opens his door and is holding a mop

"Stay right where you are!"

Another one comes out with a pan

"I'll show a thing or two!"

Now all of the villagers come out of their houses holding mops, pans or brooms

?:" OH! Here they come! Here they come! Here they come! Here they come!"