Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded

one

if you don't wake up in the next ten minutes, I'll kill you

it's 3 in the afternoon ???

oh wait fuck

shit you're not nick

can confirm. i am not nick. I know a nick though.

everyone knows a nick

nicks aren't special

i hope santa smothers you in your sleep

santa???

what, are you seven?

saint nick

fucking dumbass

ohhhhh

who even are you lol

someone.

someone who lives in florida.

how'd you know that?

we have the same area code, stupid

oh so that's what i got wrong

wait omg

nick and i have the same number???

watch me text every single area code to find him

please don't do that

i beg

so why does nick have to wake up? is he your boyfriend or brother or like what?

yeah, nick and i are madly in love

have been since we were twelve

awww that's sweet

how old are y'all now?

i'm 21 lmao

WAIT SAME !!!

congrats on nine years with nick, that's impressive

yes, thank you

he's tried to kill me several times

whatdidyousay ?!

it's fine, i always get him back

oh my god i'm texting a psychopath

that's your fault really

you keep replying

I WAS INTRIGUED ABOUT THIS NICK

BUT IT TURNS OUT NICK SHOULD BE IN PRISON INSTEAD OF BED

nah he's just texan. they're all like that.

wait that narrows it down to 25 area codes

i'm totally gonna text nick ask about his mental health and yours too

with whatever your pronouns are

oh god please no

don't do it

and he/him btw

im gonna do it, my good sir

no

yes

no

yes

yes

yes

see, you agree with me.

dammit it didn't work

im not an idiot

well you see i was counting on that

your idiocracy

and it backfired

is nick from houston?

houston is the only one that responded with yes

what did you ask ???

and how tf did he answer so quickly

i'm still on delivered

i asked if his name was nick

no point in beating around the bushand i'm just better than you, florida man

you live in florida too dipshit

but i am no man

was that a lotr reference ??? lol nerd

it was not, but you just revealed how big of a nerd you are

i was actually going to say i am a muppet

which is a much better reference

so you're a girl

i prefer woman

i don't care