Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded

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you have to take "5'6" irish girl that majors in linguistics" off of your xmas list

i've already had to thwart three elves today

they can't take me alive

5'6" ??? yeah no, i don't want you anymore

I AM TWO INCHES TALLER THAN NATIONAL AVERAGE

SHUT UP

you're the size of a child

i bet you're like five foot seven

i am not

you give off five foot seven energy, bartholomew

also...what kind of man-children are you associated with that are this tall ?

you're not tall, so

and i repeat, i am not 5'7"

have some respect for your fellow short kings, florida man

no need to openly antagonize against them just because you're insecure

i've already told you that i am 6'3"

i'm calling bull again

why would i lie about my height?

plenty of guys do. plus, you've already lied about your twitter, so i'm not trusting you a whole lot

I WASN'T LYING ABOUT MY TWITTER. I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM

then you're either famous or a catfish, and i'm leaning towards the latter

no offense but why would anyone want to catfish you lmao

i am actually really offended now wtf

i'm totally gullible enough to catfish, catfishing me would be a delight

plenty of people would kill for the opportunity to catfish me

brb crossing you off my christmas list

NO YOU IDIOT THAT MEANS YOU
GOT ME

AND YOU DID NOT GET ME

i most certainly did

look at the ratios of your texts to mine

you're throwing yourself at me already

the elves' work paid off

wait, that ratio is actually kind of sad :(

why arent you texting back with the same energy anymroe ?

tbh kinda don't miss it though bc at least you're not defending pears anymore

pears fucking suck

i refuse to dignify that with a rebuttal

ah so he lives

sorry gerty, i was gaming with The Boys™

nick ?

yeah nick

how is nick? i haven't texted him in a while

he's as hey mamas as he can be

...hey mamas ??? >:0

hey mamas. :/

PLEASE GOD NO

drew's ex gf used to say that unironically

she was the reason drew got a shag
mullet and shaved their eyebrows off

excuse me?

it was a messy breakup

well obviously

i miss faheema sometimes though

she was studying to be a chiropractor and would crack my back so loudly that our neighbors could hear it

that sounds absolutely disgusting

but also satisfying at the same time

im confused

don't mind me

ok i won't

cool

coolio

cool cool

                             

dream @dreamwastaken 5 mins ago

someone please crack my back. i can't do it.

883 replies   24 retweets   25.9k likes

- sanap @sapnapalt

omw daddy dream ;)

- dream @dreamwastaken

NOT LIKE THAT

- sapnap @sapnapalt

you know you want to

- George @GeorgeNootFound

I hate this tweet.

- TommyInnit @tommyinnit

what does this even mean

- Tubbo @TubboLive

I don't know

- dream @dreamwastaken

my friend went to the chiropractor and i'm jealous

- quackity @quackity4k

imagine you feel a good crack and suddenly you're just fucking dead

- karl too @honkkarl

or you get paralyzed for the rest of your life lmao